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BB12: Arts & (Air) Crafts & Snoozers

Genie Sea — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:53:00 +0000

Good Afternoon BB Lovers!

Before we get to the live feeds, please make sure to read Carolyn's concise, insightful and informative Prequel to the Days Ahead outlining what to expect in the next few days. It's a must read!

Plus, for a look into what the HGs have been up to since wake-up call, please read Carolyn's lovely Morning Report!

Plus PLUS, in case you haven't heard, Carolyn will be going to Reality Las Vegas Bash! So if you have questions for any HGs past and present, please leave them here: Vegas Questions!!

3:30 PM BBT

In your corners House Guests! While on Lock Down, each of the remaining four have chosen to spend their afternoon differently. Enzo and Hayden are passed out in Jumanji. Lane is in HoH rocking out to Led Zepplin... ooops sorry that's my neighbor... to Eminem while watching Britney on the spy screen. She in turn is amusing herself with Solitaire now, and crafts earlier...

Look at what she made!

Yup! Good times! :)

Britney is having a hard time with Solitaire saying it's easier on the computer, unconcsiously mirroring a statement many HGs have made before her. Technology has taken over simple tasks such solitaire, simple calculations and telling time, making them very difficult for those who have been relying on this technology all their lives... I notice it with many of my students... They don't know how to read analog time...

And I'm not sure about Lane's look... Is he a gangsta or a cowboy? Would that make him a cowsta? Inquiring minds want to know!

BTW, since the HGs aren't really doing anything right now, you might be treated to more of my rambling thoughts in this post. Don't say I didn't warn you! hehehe

And Skippy is on his/her toes this afternoon, quickly switching the feeds to the sleeping Enzo and Hayden so that we don't see Britney's Game Changing Solitaire Move... **eye roll**

Let's analyze the sleeping techniques of these two specimens. Enzo prefers the Shrouded Sunglassed Shun position, while Hayden is partial to the Partial Cocoon Hand-Dip pose.

1:18 PM BBT
Genie checks to see if her volume is working. She blows her eardrums when she plays a song... Yup. It's working...She is now wondering if she should alert BB that two HGs might have stopped breathing. Or maybe they are playing possum. Or practicing the Zen art of coma simulation...

1:29 PM BBT
Skippy confirms that my speakers are working by flooding them with the BB music that accompanies the Bubble Swamp on the feeds.... Both Michelle in Indiana and I jump out of our seats...

Britney: Please. Would you be nice to him...
Or Skippy will swamp you with bubbles...
Lane is running through the kitchen. Britney sings and Skippy is on it!
Feeds are back momentarily with Britney making her nth cup of coffee and going up to HoH.

Britney: This is like the funnest thing I've done since I got here... listening to a CD and playing cards. Multi-tasking. (*Don't forget having coffee)

I watch her closely to see if she cheats... heh... Britney. You're supposed to flip the cards three at a time, not one at a time, if you want a challenge... :)

I think I'll be making a video on how to play solitaire without technology...

1:53 PM BBT

Feeds switch to Lane giving himself the 3-in-1 beard again.
Hayden is called to the DR.
Skippy wakes us up...

Enzo and Britney are chatting. Enzo makes himself a bowl of Official BB12 food (cereal) and treats our ears to the soulful tunes of his slurping.
Britney and Lane are in the bathroom primping, talking about the Official BB12 CD -Eminem's Recovery.
Britney joins Enzo at the table chatting about the After Party, wanting celebrities and lots of fans there. They talk about the Lock Down and the upcoming lock downs.

Enzo: We might be getting a movie. It's weird we haven't had a veto ceremony...

Britney: Mondays are for PoV ceremony... Our schedule is off.

Enzo: I don't know man...

Britney: Are you going to try this time (Endurance)

Enzo: Oh yeah!

Britney: Because this is your last opportunity.

Enzo: I'm like Cinderella...

Britney: How are you like Cinderella in the BB house? Cinderella cleans.

Enzo: I lose competitions... That's what I do... It's not like I try to lose them...

Talk turns to food. Then airplanes because Enzo is making one.

Enzo: I love airplanes.

Lane: You can't love something and not know anything about it....

Enzo: I gotta study airplanes more...

Britney: You gonna try to play golf? Learn about it...

Enzo: Yeah I wanna try.

2:17 PM BBT

Hayden comes out of DR and tells them that he has to go write his blog which confuses everyone because they know that happens on Wednesday. Britney gives him some pointers on what to write on his blog. Mention that each of them miss their loved ones. Steam Boat... etc Lane gives Enzo pointers on what to add to his airplane.

Lane: Before you get on a plane what do you check for?
Enzo: That it has wings and an engine... (*lmao)

Lane goes through the whole procedure of checking a plane.... I get distracted by a shiny object...

It turns into a flying lesson without the plane....
Britney: I don't think you're gonna survive... (*Me either...)

It's hilarious. Definitely a Flash Back moment... lmao

*Public Service Announcement: All those in the Studio City Area... An imaginary plane is acting erratically in your area...

Enzo: What's touch and go? Airplane suicide?

I am entertaining statistics on how much of this Enzo will remember 10 minutes after this conversation...

Britney: I don't think you should get your licence. I think you should stay on the ground...(*I second that!)

And we've come in full circle. I present you: Princess Britney.

Talk of flying and planes continues after the table-flying lesson.

Britney: (to Lane) Did you paint a naked woman on it and call it Betty?
Lane: No.
Genie: How about Betty-Sue?

2:50 PM BBT
Long bubble bath ensues...

3:03 PM BBT
Feeds return.
Lane is still talking about planes. Enzo and Lane are talking about people who haven't signed releases and we get treated to bubble smoothies.

They hear the noises outside.
Britney: What are they doing?
Enzo: They're building Godzilla.
Britney: Are we doing something for today or tomorrow?
Enzo: I don't know yo... He's blogging upstairs...

Skippy doesn't like this line of reasoning and bubbles us. Oh Skippy! You're so silly! We know already!

Feeds back.
Hayden is out of HoH.
Talk has turned to how much they all admire Brendon, Kathy, Andrew and Rachel... not so much :)

3:14 PM BBT

Britney: Maybe they're not doing the PoV because we have to be outside.
Lane: Maybe we'll have the PoV Ceremony tomorrow.
Enzo: And we'll have whatever it is tonight?
Hayden: Maybe we'll be locked in until Thursday.
Britney: No. That will be crazy!
Enzo: They started building at 8 this morning!
Britney: That can't be luxurious...

Speculation hurts their brains and the conversation goes into chit chat. Hayden is called to DR again. The talk is about Jet skis and boating; losing bikini bottoms and watching naked women; floating beer pong tables...

Britney: Ring the door bell! I want to see a celebrity.
Enzo: Even a non-celebrity acting like one. I don't know you? You're new?
Britney: Can I have your autograph?

Britney: I want to take a nap.
Enzo: I think it's going to be soon.
Lane: Hayden will come out and say, "Who wants to have a competition?"
Britney: Maybe I should wait until Hayden comes out before I do anything.
Lane: Should we sit in the living room?

No one budges. Talk turns to school starting (*shudders) and school experiences. Britney goes to the bathroom. The natives are getting restless.

Enzo: Yo. Give us a saboteur message.
Lane: Stop that.
Enzo: Yeah. Stop that.

Enzo goes to sit in the living room by himself.

Enzo: Yo. It smells like ass here. (He sniffs his arm pits) Or is it me? Naw.
He lies down.
Enzo: It would be nice to watch a game in here.

Lane has gone up to HoH to listen to music. He comes out on the landing.
Lane: Hey Enzo! What track is Almost Famous? Track 13?
Enzo: Yeah.

Britney passes through on her way to Jumanji and the horizontal.
Britney: Are you sleeping?
Enzo: No. I'm picturing watching a game.
Britney: Tell me if it comes on.
Enzo: Absolutely.

The house settles into silence with not a peep from BB telling Enzo not to sleep in the living room; not an imaginary cheer coming from the imaginary game on the screen; not even drive-by lyric can be heard coming from Lane's headphones.

Hayden has been in DR for almost an hour. Britney wakes up and asks why Hayden is still in DR.

Enzo: They're still banging stuff out... They're talking and banging stuff... It's like a Wednesday today.
Britney: I want to go to DR and ask them questions and Hayden is still in there.
Enzo: What kind of questions?
Britney: Some stuff.
Enzo: I wish they would end the show Thursday.
Britney: I wish there was some kind of catastrophe and... they will end the show on Thursday... With no casualties of course...

Hayden comes out with the camera and says he was tweeting and good bye messages.

Hayden: Why are we doing goodbyes today?
Britney: We haven't even had a PoV and we're doing good byes?
Hayden: I did one for all of you.
Britney: What?

Enzo is called to DR and let the picture-taking commence.

Britney goes inside HoH to listen to music. Hayden makes himself something to eat. Lane putters in the bathroom. They are wondering what is going on today. The camera keeps panning to the filthy pots in the sink.

"Bootleg Superhero"

Hayden, Enzo & Lane are speculating about what's going on; and have shortened the season even more with Britney being evicted on Weds. with an Endurance following, and Live eviction on Thursday... Close but no 10K!

And I will be leaving them to their speculations...

Everyone! Enjoy Britney's last night on the live feeds! Updating will resume later with Lessa's Late Night! Until then please mind the critters and enjoy the feeds! :)

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Big Brother 12: Monday Morning, September 6th

Carolyn — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:21:00 +0000

10:20am BBT - Bubbles!

Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers! Let's go, final 4!! Chop Chop!!

I know you HGs are looking forward to a PoV Ceremony today, but like I just mentioned in the previous & very important post, I don't believe you'll be having one til Tuesday.. during the taping of the show that will air on CBS on Wednesday.

While we wait on the HGs to get coherent, make sure to check out the eBay Daily Deals. There's some great stuff today! :0) Make sure to scroll down on the page... There's always much more than just the 4 deals featured on top!

Also... Who knew Evel Dick was crafty?! Check this out: Evel Dick Shadowbox. It's quite a prize for any serious Evel Dick fan and/or BB memorabilia collector. While you're over there, a couple more very cool pieces of BB history: BB8 Carol's Duffel Bag & BB5/7 Diane Henry's Big Brother 5 Duffel Bag.

10:39am
Jumanji
The HGs are already on lockdown and hearing noises of lots of construction happening outside. It is quite likely that they will be locked down until tomorrow around 5:40pm, when the Endurance Comp begins. They are, however, fantasizing that BB is building another Luxury Comp for them, and that some Celeb will soon come walking through the door, a la Kevin Spacey..

10:45am After about a minute of wakefulness, the HGs decide sleep is preferable.. All but for Hayden, who is lying awake, quietly thinking or studying..

10:57am Britney's had enough of bed. She gets up, goes to the restroom, then to the kitchen to fix herself a bowl of milk, then up to HoH... which is not locked... to help herself to some Apple Jacks and Eminem.

11am Hayden gets up & goes to the kitchen to have some breakfast.. He washes his bowl, then heads back to Jumanji to report back on all the loud construction noises. He starts toward the stairs for HoH, then alters his path and heads to the Cabana Room for a minute, has a look at the fish, then it's off to the HoH for a shower.

***Show us some love, Skippy!

11:05am
HoH
Britney & Hayden

Britney begins to sense something is afoot, because she believes the PoV Ceremony must be today, and they *have* to be locked down outside for that... Hayden says perhaps they'll be done quickly then, before heading into the bathroom.

11:07am Hayden heads into the bathroom to take a shower. Skippy, you suck.

11:11am OK, Skippy. You suck slightly less. Now leave it there for more than 30 seconds.
11:13am BBT
Perv Cam 3
Hayden in the Shower

Skippy is sucking less and less.

11:20am
Hayden's still showering, but Skippy follows Britney downstairs to the kitchen. Ahem! Just a tip, Skip, Britney fixing coffee is nowhere near as titillating as Hayden in the HoH shower.

11:27am
Oooh! Ahhh! Britney's putting her makeup on.

11:33am
Britney finishes spackling up and heads back to the kitchen. I send dirty looks to Skippy.

11:36am
Hayden's out of the shower, and Skippy makes a peace offering..
11:38am
Downstairs in Jumanji, Britney's tired of being awake by herself, so she wakes Lane to play with her, then lotions up her legs... to torture him?

11:43am

Upstairs in HoH, Hayden reads his letter from Dad, and we get a nice tight shot of it.

Downstairs, on Cameras 1 and 2, Lane and Britney chat about gambling (***I cant wait for Vegas!!), while Lane slurps his breakfast cereal.

11:49am
Hayden comes down from HoH to join Lane and Britney at the table. Britney's current diversions are talking about becoming a jockey and playing with one of the toys BB gave them. Lane's playing blackjack by himself. Lanes working on opening a giant bottle of ice tea.

11:51am
Talk turns to various restaurants and the dishes they like most..

12:00pm BBT
Britney goes to feed the fish, and the 3 HGs speculate about them. It's good for the critters to have their own set of creatures to make wild speculations and judgments about...

OK.. It's time for a blog break! Genie will be on with a new top post in about an hour. Until then, enjoy the live feeds, and please mind the critters! :0)

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Big Brother 12: A Prequel to the Days Ahead

Carolyn — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:59:00 +0000

The HGs probably think they have a PoV Ceremony today, but I don't think that'll be happening... Here's why & this is what I've been holding in all weekend, so as not to ruin anyone's weekend or start a riot:

Just after the HoH Comp started this past Thursday, right around the 39 minute mark, if you have On Demand or if you DVR'd it, Julie Chen said the following,

"Wednesday at 8/7 central, I'll be back for a special eviction episode. That's when we'll hold the final Veto Competition and Veto meeting, plus we'll begin the final 3 part HoH competition. Then the next night, the battle for the final and most powerful HoH continues... Who will move one step closer to winning the half million dollar prize. Find out next Thursday."

On Friday, I heard from a couple of dishers who attend Big Brother tapings, and they are going to one on Tuesday.

Tuesday...

So... The good news is, because of them, we'll know who gets evicted Tuesday night, and more importantly, in the event anyone takes a fast dive off the Endurance Comp, we'll know that too, but the likelihood of us seeing it live, is beginning to sound rather unlikely.

I believe that the PoV Ceremony and Eviction will happen for the Studio Audience on Tuesday, and it will lead immediately to first part of the Final 3 HoH: the Endurance Comp.

So, in addition to the PoV Comp, we will see all of this on the Wednesday broadcast on CBS.

Then on the Thursday Show, we'll see the culmination of the Endurance Comp, which was played out on Tuesday night, in front of the tv audience... I'm hopeful they let them stay to watch the whole thing, so we have as many details as possible.

Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report

Carolyn — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:35:00 +0000

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday & Happy Labor Day!!

While I get crackin' on the overnight, who knew Evel Dick was crafty?!? Check this out: Evel Dick Shadowbox. It's quite a prize for any serious Evel Dick fan and/or BB memorabilia collector. While you're over there, a couple more very cool pieces of BB history: BB8 Carol's Duffel Bag & BB5/7 Diane Henry's Big Brother 5 Duffel Bag.

The HGs spent most of last night hanging out together, to the point where Hayden even slept in Jumanji with the others. They passed the time chatting about the season gone by and the people in it... I'll be touching on bits and pieces from that, as well as any more relevant one-on-one conversations I can find...

My goal for Overnight Completion today is 7am.. Wish me luck!

I begin at 12:00 midnight BBT... We find the Hayden creature in his preferred state...

The topic is funny to some, much less so to others.

Enzo: Oh yeah, me and wifey are definitely getting our own room. We gotta do our own thing.
Lane: You ever play the.. 8 second game with her?

Hayden and Britney both simultaneously bow their heads and lower their eyes.

Enzo: What's the 8 second game?
Britney: (with zero enthusiasm) Oh yeah, that sounds like fun.
Lane: It's tradition.
Britney: Not if it happened to me.
Enzo: What do you do?

Hayden: Didn't Lane explain it the other night?
Enzo: (shakes head no) You gotta drop.. Oh.. The 8 second game, when you pull your pants down and.. uh.. I forgot. What is it, yo? What's 8 seconds?
Lane: 4 of your buddies bring a girl back..
Enzo: Oh, ok.
Lane: ...and then you get her in the bed, and all of us are waitin' at the door, and we bust in on ya, and you gotta hold the girl down for 8 seconds.
Enzo: Oh!
Lane: You know, cuz the girl's tryin' to squirm and tryin' to get under the covers..
Enzo: Oh sh*t. I'm definitely gonna do that.
Lane: 8 second ___
Enzo: Oh! I wanna do that. You just hold her down? Down?
Lane: Yeah.

Enzo: Isn't that rape?
Lane: hahahaha
Enzo: What the f--k is that, yo? Whatta you doin', yo?
Hayden/Lane/Britney: hahahaha
Enzo: You guys in the South.. I don't know, yo.
Britney: Like, we'll do it to you and Joella.
Enzo's reaction suggests not.

Britney: We'll just bust in, while we know you guys are doin' it...
Lane: They wont even squirm.
Britney: And then you have to hold her down for 8 seconds, while she's tryin' to get away, so we can't see her.
Enzo: Oh, I hold her down?
Britney: mm hmm
Lane: Like, if you were doin' her doggie style, that's the best, and we bust in, and you're like ridin' her..
Enzo: mm
Lane: ..and you gotta hold her for 8 seconds..
Britney: You can't let her escape.
Lane: ..while she squirms away.
Enzo: Oooh, Sh*t. Yeah, let's not do that to me.
Lane: hehehehe
Enzo: We'll go do that to someone else.
Lane: hehehe.. Let's not do that to me.
Britney: One of Lane's friends, perhaps.
Enzo: That's like semi-rape though... You're in the chick, she's tryin' to get away..
Lane: hehehe
Enzo: Yo, I ain't...
Lane: You gotta do everything you can..
Enzo: Sh*t.
Lane: Just bear hug her..
Lane: You're not gonna see her the next day though.. She's not gonna talk to you.
Enzo: Nah.. I'd be divorced. I can't do that.
Lane: She has to ride back with you.
Britney: If that happened to me, I would kill myself.
Lane: It's all fun and games.
***Hayden, who ya thinkin' about bringing with you to final 2 now? In the likely event it's your decision to make. Just curious.

Enzo, abruptly but deftly, changes the subject, and turns the conversation to the anxious time when they were waiting to find out if they'd made the show or not, and the very exciting time when they were notified.

Talk then moves on to the stress of long lockdowns on the HGs of every season, including them. What they may not know yet, is they're in for a doozy of a lockdown starting pretty soon...
Since the Wednesday show is actually taping tomorrow, Tuesday the 7th, and following the PoV Ceremony and Eviction, they will launch straight into the 1st part of the final 3 HoH, which is Endurance, the HGs are about to be locked up tight for the duration... while the BB crew builds and tests the Endurance Comp apparatus in the backyard.

Enzo: Our 1st lockdown we had? Bugged me the f--k out.
Britney: Ooooh.. where we were locked down for
Enzo: I caught like a.. I was having palpitations and sh*t. I was like, I gotta go. I'm about to go into the DR and be like, yo, I'm done.
Lane: Where's the button?
Enzo: Like day 15? I was like.. (deep breaths)
Lane: hahaha
Britney: That was bad.
Enzo: That was bad.
Britney: Any time that we're locked down, for that long...

We rejoin them a few minutes later.

Britney: I wish there was no jury... and I got to go home for a week and come back. That'd be nice.
Enzo: Yeah.. or goin' around L.A. for a week.
Lane: Your family comes up here, and you get to stay with them in a hotel for a week.
Britney: Who?
Lane: Your family.
Britney: Yeah.. that'd be nice.
Enzo: Do we stay in the same hotel with our family?
Britney: I don't know.. I don't know how it works. I'm gonna ask, but that wont help y'all any.
Lane: (Just try to) Keep me from my family and friends? Once I'm done with the show?
Enzo: hehehe
Lane: I'll talk to the people you want me to talk to for like 2 seconds. I'll give a one word answer.
Enzo: I'm giving one word to everybody.
Britney: A soundbite.
Lane: It's gonna be one word answers to everybody...
Enzo: I'll be like, yo, c'mon, again? You seen the season. I been in here for 3 months. You seen my DRs. C'mon. You know.
Lane: Leave me alone... I'm just gonna have my mom do the interviews for me.
Hayden: It's gonna be a late night.

They speculate some more about what will happen in terms of backyard interviews on finale night.

CUT TO:
12:20am BBT
While Hayden, Lane and Britney are talking about what they think made the cut for the show, in terms of their arguments with various people, Lane has excused himself to go masturbate in the shower.
Talk turns to Kathy. Britney says she has no interest in keeping in touch with her after the show, because, among other things, she believes her to be quite two-faced. In a shocking development, Britney says she has no interest in keeping in touch with Rachel either.

They spend the next several minutes talking about Kathy and mocking her.

CUT TO:
12:50am BBT
Everyone heads inside.
Cameras 1/2 - Lane & Britney in Jumanji
Cameras 3/4 - Hayden solo in HoH
Off Camera - Enzo shaving in the bathroom.

Britney: Are you gonna miss me.. for a whole week?
Lane: Where're you goin'?
Britney: To jury house.

Lane opens the door to the Have Not Room...
Lane: Why didn't they lock this down?
Britney: Why do you care?
Lane: Because they lied.
Britney: Because you've been lied to.
Lane: Yes.
Britney: And you take that very personally.
Lane: Yes!
Britney: Take it from me, Lane. Don't take it personal.
Lane: Why?
Britney: Cuz people lie in this house.
Lane: What?! They don't lie to me.
Britney: hm

Lane: They don't lie to me. Cuz I know a liar, when I see one.
Britney: Takes one to know one... Lane.
Lane: I don't lie. Just no one has asked me. Ya know?
Britney: That's kinda opposite of your theory earlier.. That you're a thief, if you don't report someone stealing.
Lane: Right. but if I don't see it, I can't be a thief, right? So, when I think I'm about to see something bad happen, I'll close my eyes.

Lane turns out the lights and tells Britney to go brush her teeth and her nappy, nappy roots.

Britney beats him up a little bit.

Lane: When I show these bones, panties drop.
Britney: I wanna take you by your neck and shove you up against the wall, and slap you in the face, and then pull you back down.
Lane: ahhhh
Britney: ..and then kick you in the chest.
Lane: Why?
Britney: Do you think I could ever kick somebody in the chest?
Lane: I bet you could.
Britney: Like this.. The kind where you go uhhnnn...
Lane: I bet you could, if you'd take that sh*t off.
Britney: Would I fall down backwards though?
Lane: No.
Britney: How do I learn how to do that? Do I have to take a kickboxing class?
Lane: Yeah. More n' likely.
Britney: I could do that.

CUT TO:
1:10am BBT
Cameras 1/2 - Lane, Hayden and Britney
Cameras 3/4 - Enzo

We'll join Lane, Hayden and Britney on 1 and 2, just as they wrap up a Rachel bash, and talking about how Ragan looked too much into everything, which leads to...

Lane: Has there ever been someone who's a die-hard fan, like someone that smart, win this game?
Britney: No, everybody who wins this game's a dodo.
Lane: Yeah. Ya know?
Hayden: Dick was smart though, wasn't he?
Britney: Street smart.
Lane: Yeah, but not like..
Britney: But I guess Dr. Will's really smart. I mean, he's a doctor. He's a plastic surgeon.
Hayden: But he had the personality to go along with it, right?

Britney: Oh my gosh, his personality was so funny.
Lane: Dr. Will. He's the one who said he bought like a Lamborghini with his money.
Britney: Yeah, but he was already a plastic surgeon. But in AllStars, one day he was telling them, what it was like to be out of the house, and he was like, what happens is, you're gonna go out of the house, and you're gonna be super important and everyone cares about you, for at least 2 months. Then you start to dwindle. A year later, no one cares about you, and you're completely depressed.
Lane: Oh sh*t. hahaha
Britney: So, that'll be us.
Lane: Aww.. That's not cool.
Hayden: hehe.. A year later, nobody cares about you, and you'll be completely depressed.

***So enjoy the attention when you first get out, then do yourselves a favor and resume a life that doesn't involve chasing or attempting to extend fame.

Lane: Awww... dammit. Thanks for crushing that. But that was also season 2, right?
Britney: That was during season 7 when he said that.
Lane: But I think this game's also come a long way since then... I think we've added at least 3 more months to that..
Hayden: So maybe 5 months.
Britney: hehehe.. For 5 months everyone will care?
Lane: Yeah.

CUT TO:
1:58am BBT
Cameras 1/2 - Jumanji - Hayden, Lane & Britney
Cameras 3 - Enzo in HoH
Camera 4 - The HoH Spy Screen

Hayden, Lane and Britney were just talking about their college professors, and now begin discussing Ragan...

Lane: I can't imagine that dude as a professor.
Britney: Oh, I can.
Lane: Well, I can see him, bein' so smart, but his personality and the way he his.. cussin' all the time and vulgar?
Hayden: Droppin' f bombs left and right..
Britney: Yeah, he does do that a lot. He's very vulgar.
Hayden: I wonder what Long beach thought of that... as a professor...
Britney: He's just vulgar to me, when it's not necessary.. Like, "Hey Ragan, What's up?" "My dick." Like, that kinda stuff to me is just.. eww.
Hayden: Yeah..
Britney: That's not even funny.
Hayden: He would wear jokes out.
Britney: That one night, "that's what she said," killed me..
Hayden: That's what she said got worn out

***The 1st time it was uttered.

Hayden: ...him and the bands got worn out, him and Jerry got worn out, him and Renny ot worn out..
Lane: Oh my G-d.
Hayden: Season 11 got worn out.
Britney: Him and our season got worn out.

Hayden: He said some funny things though, don't get me wrong.

Lane: Some moments of him and Matt were weird!
Hayden: Brokeback status?
Lane: Yeah... Like when we had to do Big Brother says.. When BB said to get down on your hands and knees and howl at the moon? And Ragan got down, then Matt got behind him? That was weird. Like doggie style?
Britney: See.. that kind of stuff was weird.

(Enzo leaves the HoH room...)

Lane: And it was embarrassing too, when Jeff and Jordan was here, and all he kept sayin' was booger.
Britney: Oh my gosh... and Jordan was not laughing at all.
Lane: No!
Britney: Like, Jordan did not think that was funny.
Lane: That was some embarrassing sh*t.
Britney: "Momma said no booger." OK.. you said it once.. Like, Jordan's not laughing.. She doesn't think it's funny.
Lane: They made a lot of gay remarks, like, in that veto.. Like a lot of that's what she said..
Britney: That's what she said really got on my nerves. It already was years and years old..
Lane: Like when I was in high school.

Enzo enters the Jumanji. When asked, he tells them he was just thinking up there, while listening to Eminem.

Lane: What were you thinking about?
Enzo: Just life. I think about my father a lot. Wondering if he's in remission.. I got him listening to Eminem, and it gets him amped up to keep fighting.

Talk turns to different actors and movies they like, and it stays there for pretty much the rest of the evening.

CUT TO:
3:08am BBT
Jumanji
All HGs

Hayden has decided to sleep downstairs with everyone else.

Enzo: I can't believe the whole house is in this room right now. It's crazy, yo. This whole summer has been surreal, yo.

Indeed it has... And this concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Labor Day, BB Lovers! :0)

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Big Brother 12: 9th Sunday Show Viewing Party

Carolyn — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:48:00 +0000

Good evening, BB Lovers! Welcome to our 9th Big Brother 12 Sunday Show Viewing Party!! I hope you're having a terrific Labor Day weekend!!

Just 1 more Sunday Shows after this one... It's hard to believe... Thank you so much for spending another terrific summer here with us at BBDish!!

Tonight on the CBS broadcast: The Final 4 HoH Comp, Hayden's HoH Reveal, Perhaps Lane's Phone Call from Home (??), Perhaps the Luxury Comp we saw on the live feeds, DR Sessions and Nominations... Am I forgetting anything?

West Coast BB Fans!
&
Anyone Else who Needs it!
If you'd like to watch at the regular East Coast time,
here's the link you need.

OK... Are you ready to rewind your minds??

We already have a PoV winner in Hayden, and a definite target in Britney, who they guys told all about the Brigade last night, and who has now mostly dried her tears to spend a relaxing day chatting with the guys outside on the couch about all the manipulations the Brigade perpetrated, articulated Britney style - hopefully they're paying attention to her words while they're all making nice, bucking for her jury vote.

The TV only folks don't even know Hayden's HoH yet...

Britney's interactions with the guys this afternoon, not to mention the whole drama of the reveal last night are really worthwhile watching on flashback, if you haven't seen them yet. If you don't have the feeds, here's the 3 day free trial.

As with all Viewing Parties on BBDish, all the action happens inside the comment section!

Come join us in there!☺

FYI - As of 5:50pm BBT, the HGs are locked inside the house...

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Sunday Afternoon with Howie

Carolyn — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Good afternoon, Dishers!

I hope you're having a terrific Sunday! As we prepare to rewind our minds for the Sunday Show tonight, Howie's here to help us along that path. Remember, the tv only folks don't even know who won HoH yet... and Howie, in addition to being our wonderful alumni blogger for the season, is also a tv only.

Further, Howie has a bit of advice for all of you that are interested in being Big Brother Houseguests!

See you at 4:50pm BBT/7:50pm Eastern in a New Top Post for the Sunday Show Viewing Party!

Here's Howie!

by Howie Gordon,
BB6 & Allstars

It does not surprise me that the BRIGADE is in the Final Four. I am glad to see it, and I hope it sticks. It will be PAY-Back for the lack of vision the other HG’S (floaters) had for thinking they were on vacation during the Brendan/Rachel weeks.

I don’t know the spoilers, so I don’t know HOH, and I don’t know who won the VETO. But we need (for me) for Brit and Lane to not get the VETO. Britney is playing for 2nd place anyway. She doesn’t have the Votes in the Jury House to win.

I understand you have to lie to get to the end. But don’t make it your JOB. When she betrayed Brendon, that inevitably could cost her 2 votes in the end. I want Enzo and Hayden in the End. Lane makes a good living in the Oil business, so he doesn’t need the money even though he played a great (Floaters) game.

I can’t wait for the Sunday Show!

As we look forward to the winner, the show’s end mimics the Superbowl. After the Superbowl, there is no more football. After someone wins the 500 thousand bucks, there is no more BB for a while. So it is time for the BB (you) fans to fill out their apps and film their 2-minute videos to submit to Big Brother.

BB needs a full team, so if you don’t talk much, then that is ok. They need you to conflict with the introvert (extrovert). Or whatever it is called. But as you audition, just be yourself.

Jen BB6 tried out 3 times before she got on. Evil Dick tried out a bunch of times before he got on. I got on BB6 the 1st time I tried out. So... anything can happen.

I run into people all the time that say I wanna try out or be on that show. Well, you gotta apply. You don’t win or hit the lottery numbers, unless you purchase a ticket.

Put yourself in the hunt by applying.

At the very least the audition process is fun. Meeting with producers and traveling out to California, if you get that deep into the process. Good luck with those apps!

Love,

Jedi Howie

Big Brother 12: The Morning After

Carolyn — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Before the bell...

9:10am BBT BB hasn't woken the HGs yet, but Britney just got up and headed straight for the favorite isolation spot for doomed BB12 HGs: The Hammock

To say Britney's not herself this morning, doesn't even begin to cover it... See for yourself. The blanket seems like a shroud.

9:40am
Britney doesn't wallow for too long. Instead, she heads inside and attempts to make things seem normal, doing her morning routine of removing her eye makeup from the night before and washing her face, before she gets all made up again. Her red nose and puffy eyes are the only things that betray her... apart from Lane.

9:48am
The whole makeup routine seems like therapy this morning... It's as if she's saying, this is what I do. This is my normal. I need to feel my normal right now.

10am BBT
Britney feeds the fishies, then heads into the kitchen to have some coffee and read the pancake box... The boys are all still fast asleep, and Britney is not talking.

10:05am Bubbles...

10:15am Still bubbles... It seems that BB intend to wake the boys and stir up some trouble...

10:16am Yup! The boys are up. Well, Enzo is, and he's heading to the bathroom, after telling Lane he plans to go right back to sleep... Lane's still snug in his bed (with the lights on). Britney's in the kitchen preparing herself some breakfast.

10:17am Hmm.. The orange lump in Jumanji would seem to indicate that BB kicked Hayden out of the HoH room, temporarily, during the bubble blast. Either that or he's protecting his Brigade territory and making sure Britney can't talk to Enzo privately, without his knowledge...

10:18am Enzo returns to Jumanji and gets under the covers, telling himself to "lay down and shut the f--k up." He obeys his own command.

10:28am
Camera 1
Britney begins her monologue to her mom and to us... How well she knows herself, at such a young age, is both touching and impressive. You definitely want to watch this on flashback, if you're missing it live. She has an excellent grasp on the entire BB experience and her place in it...

***Flashback tends to run a few minutes off, so I recommend going to 10:20am on Camera 1
A few minutes in, she even cracks a smile. It's the first we've seen since the boys revealed the Brigade to her last night...

At 10:45am Britney loses focus and starts bashing a couple of current jury members. Can ya guess who?

Spark up the feeds, folks! It's time for the BBDish Sunday Sanity Break!

We'll be back with a new blog from Howie at 3pm BBT & then we'll really be back with the Sunday Show Viewing Party a few minutes before 5pm BBT/8pm Eastern.

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Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report

Carolyn — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:02:00 +0000

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday! It was quite a night on the live feeds!

Following Hayden's PoV win last night, the Brigade decided to reveal themselves to Britney. While she appeared unshaken in the beginning, the enormity of it hit her just after 10:35pm, and that's your first flashback find for the morning. Clicking the pic will get you to the log in page for the feeds, if you've gottem, or to the free trial, if you need em.

If you don't have the live feeds, and you've got something against a 3 day free trial, Genie & Lessa typed their fingers to the bone last night, in an exceptional display of end of season endurance.

Please check out Genie's post, covering the Brigade reveal & Britney's Breakdown: PoV Aftermath & Brigade Reveal.
Please check out Lessa's Late Night, for the beginnings of what becomes a 6 hour loop, not because of any glitch in the matrix, but because the Brigade is reveling in their BB greatness...

And I'll be back in just a bit with the rest of the highlights and our recommendations for your flashback viewing &/or reading pleasure: aka The Overnight Report. ;) I'll be focusing in on the individual moments...

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OK.. time to make the donuts! Please refresh this post at 7:30am BBT for the Overnight!

12:25am BBT
Taj
Camera 1 - Closeups
Camera 2 - 2 shot
Lane comes to Britney, following her long DR session. Not wanting to lose his 9 week investment in time with her as his side alliance, he makes his sincere play for her jury vote. She is still teary and shaken.

***The interaction starts near the end of the 25th minute past 12am, so if you're impatient, start flashback at 12:26am...

Lane: You wanna come outside?
Britney: No
Lane: Are you really mad?
Britney: Yeah
Lane: Are you really mad at me?
Britney: Yeah. I'm just gonna go to bed. I don't think I should talk to anybody about it right now.. Just...
Lane: (gently) I wanna talk to you.
Britney: It's not a good idea.. right now. I'm just gonna go to bed.
Lane: ..never lied to you.
Britney: ok
Lane: You'll see after this what my DR sessions were about.
Britney: (through tears) It's not a big deal. It's a game, Lane. I know it's a game.
Lane: I know it is, but it's not a game, like, I wasn't playin' you like that..
Britney: It's just a game. It's not a big deal. It just sucks to know that you have no chance.

Lane: I wasn't playing you as my game. You, you.. You were.. my chance at final 2. And you'll see that when you see the DRs.
Britney: Well.. it doesn't matter. I just wanna go to bed.
Lane: I know. I'm just saying.. I never wanted this. And I never played you. I have a lot of feelings for you. You're a really cool girl. I want nothin' to change after this.
Britney: K..

And with that, Lane exits, and Britney resumes crying a little more openly...

...whimpering as she silently reads her HoH letter from home... within moments, Britney turns out the lights in Taj, gets into bed and continues crying. Lane heads out back to join the guys and tell them what he said to Britney.

CUT TO:
12:38am
Cameras 3/4
Lane, Enzo & Hayden

Enzo: We told her about Matty. We told her about all the f'in Brigade secrets, man. C'mon.
Lane: I feel even blessed to be a part of the Brigade.
Hayden: Me too.
Enzo: You should. Be happy as sh*t.
Lane: Even being in the same season.
Hayden: Just being a part of it's cool.
Enzo: I'm so happy she said what she said about me... Even if it might be bullshit. I'm even happy about that.
Hayden: But she's like, well you guys really threw Matty under the bus, didn't you?
Enzo: Of course! What do you think, we're not playin' the game? We know exactly what Matty was doin'.
Lane: We made big moves.
Enzo: We made sure to get rid of him.. and we used you to do it. Matty doesn't know we threw him under the bus.
Hayden/Lane: He will now..
Enzo: He will now... He has to vote on one of us. It doesn't matter.
Lane: He can't vote against us.
Enzo: That's what I'm sayin.. When Ragan finds out, he's gonna be like, holy sh*t. Brendon and Rachel might be all f'd up over it too. It doesn't matter. They gotta vote on one of us.
Lane: Mm hmm. As much as they gonna hate it, they gotta do it.
Enzo: Lettem ask their 7 questions, or whatever the f--k it is. Whoever's in the final 2, you just answer whatever the f--k you gotta answer. I was part of the best Brigade.. uh.. the best alliance ever. What do you guys want? What do you wanna ask? What?

**Loopity loop loop loop...

Hayden: You think there's any chance we'd be asked back for AllStars? As a threesome?
Enzo: You gotta be kiddin me, bro. That's not even a question.
Hayden: If we all 3 got asked back for AllStars, that would be awesome.
Enzo: We're on the highest rated season ever, bro, and we're the main reason why it's like that. You gotta be kiddin' me. The question is, if we wanna do it again.
Hayden: I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Lane: I'd do it again.
Enzo: I think if all of us get asked back, I'm gonna do it, because I know that yous two are gonna be in the same season, so I would definitely love to do it...

***Enzo, I really wonder if you'll feel the same way once it gets down to final 2.

Enzo: And you know what's gonna be funny? You know what'll be fun about it? That they know about the Brigade already, so we're targets right from the beginning. That's what'll be fun about it. Let's see how we handle being targets from the beginning.

*** yes, lets. Make sure you ask the Sovereign 6 about that in Vegas. ;)

Hayden: That season, I think we'll be lucky..
Enzo: We'll be on that season with Evel Dick...

*** Who will likely rip you to shreds

Hayden: Jeff n Jordan..
Lane: ...Would team up.
Enzo: Awe, that'd be an awesome season.

*** This conversation is ongoing, if you'd like to catch it on Flashback. We're moving forward. Please refresh this post periodically for more Overnight Report.

The guys say they'll still pay for her to come to Steamboat, if she wants to go with them, and they hope she doesn't spend the rest of her time in the house in misery... After a few minutes, Britney runs up to HoH to grab her shampoo. The guys see her go up there and get all kinds of paranoid. Hayden makes the trek up the stairs to see if anything's missing, then reports back to the guys that he thinks she just grabbed her shampoo..

The next 2 hours are filled with Brigade self-congratulatory speeches and reminiscing, primarily from Enzo...

CUT TO:
2:24am BBT
Backyard - Couch
Lane & Enzo
Cameras 3 & 4

Enzo: But you gotta look at everything that happened to us for a reason.
Lane: Yeah
Enzo: ...and Ragan was the one that told me too.. He was like, "between us right now, Britney's gonna beat all of yous, after I leave. You're setting yourself up." And I was like, why do you think that? And he was like, "If she makes the final 3, she's hands down winnin' this."
Enzo: I was like, but what about if you leave this week? You don't think she's gonna go home next? He was like, no, there's no way. He goes, you're probably the 1st one to go after me.
Lane: He said that to me too.
Enzo: I said, so you're saying Britney against all 3 of us, she's gonna win the whole thing? He was like, yeah. I was like, ok.
Lane: mm hm
Enzo: Get the f--k outta here.
Lane: Matt said that...
Enzo: Brendon, Ragan and Britney, all in a row. And people in the f'in jury house are gonna be like, holy sh*t. how the f--k did this happen?!
Lane: mm hmm
Enzo: And then on top of that, they're gonna find out abot the Brigade, and they're gonna be like, "wow.. we were just on a season..." Like, we're gonna be celebrities to them now.

***Enzo... Celebrities to them?? I have a free ticket back to reality for you... Interested?

Enzo: They're gonna be like, "holy sh*t.. those people did that?"
Lane: Without us even knowin'.. You lived with us for 3 months, and you didn't know sh*t.
Enzo: They didn't know nothin', yo. And of course, Brendon's gonna be like, I knew it, I knew it. Yeah, you knew it f'in week 8, you knew it.
Lane: mm hmm. Why didn't you put us up?
Enzo: (as Brendon) "Well, I got rid of Matt, at least." You didn't get rid of Matt. We got rid of Matt.
Lane: mm hmm... So if anyone says, I knew it, then they're stupider than what I thought. You wouldn't put up the biggest alliance? That's dominating everyone? Up against each other. You are dumb! You wanted to go home.
Enzo: And the one good thing that Matt did do. I don't know if he did it as bein' the brains, or as a f--k up.. When he didn't put up Brendon and Rachel that week. He put up Andrew and Kathy. That was a smart move, because it kept us still in the background, and those 2 were still the targets... and that helped us out big time. Ya know what I mean?
Lane: mm hmm.

Moving ahead...

CUT TO:
3:18am BBT
The boys just broke up the backyard chatter a couple minutes ago...

Enzo's listening to music in the HoH bed on 1.
Hayden's showering on 2, but Skippy's being painfully respectful.
Lane's having "mr. happy time" in the downstairs showers on 3 and 4.

***I had my own Sunday sleep-in, so this is what I woke up to this morning. hehehe.. And good morning to you, Lane.
***Who sleeps til 3:15am BBT and calls it a sleep-in? I need a reality check more than Enzo.

One more segment to go, and I'll be all done with TOR.. I'm shooting for 8:15am BBT now... Give it a refresh then. ☺

CUT TO:
4:02am BBT
Camera 1

After a last little chat about the PoV comp, Enzo inquires as to Lane...

Enzo: Did he already go to bed? He takes a long shower, yo. (***hehehe)
Hayden: He had to have gone across (to bed). We just didn't notice.

They say goodnight, with one last fist bump and a congratulations, and an echoing Bra-gade chorus, then Enzo heads downstairs, leaving Hayden in HoH, and Hayden addresses the feeds directly.

Hayden: (near the end of 4:04 on Camera 1) They still wont take me to final 3 though... Neither one of em... So I gotta win. I gotta win... (long pause) That's all there is to it. I win, I'm in. Britney goin' home. At least I got Enzo and Lane. That's good. And I knew Lane got more than $91 dollars out of Pandora's Box. That guy! 5 Gs later. hahahaha. What a punk. So he'll be getting 55,000 plus stipend. 65gs about for Lane? Guaranteed 65 Gs for Lane.. With potential for half a million, if he wins the last HoH. ahhhh... Crazy, crazy...

***Earlier in the evening, in an attempt to make himself more appealing to be taken to the final 2, in that he'd won equal prize money to Hayden's. Lane lied and told Hayden that he'd won $5,000 with his Pandora's Box.

Hayden: I'm guaranteed a Hawaiian vacation and 5,000 dollars. That's it. I gotta study, yo. But.. I guess I'll just enhjoy the Veto win, while I got it. I get to control what happens... I got 3 HoHs, 1 Veto.. If I win that last HoH, I gotta pretty good case to win the money. If I don't win it, I probably don't deserve it. Wasn't meant to be.

Hayden: The Brigade came out though today.. Upset Britney a little bit.. She's cryin' her eyes out.

Hayden: Enzo is on the pot.. Claiming the Brigade is the best alliance ever. Is that true? I don't know. I've only seen 2 seasons of this show. Seasons 10 and 11. I think it's safe to say we're better than the Renegades... Although Dan is a badass player. He's smart. Memphis, I don't know. But they didn't make their alliance until half way through the season. We made our alliance on day 2. Day 2!! And here we are in the final 3. Pretty cool.

Hayden: We got really lucky. We played good, but it takes more than just good play to make it this far. You gotta get lucky. And we did. We got lucky... and we won when we had to. Ahhhh.. Big players make big plays on big days. That's who gets paid.

CUT TO:
4:10am BBT
Camera 3 - Enzo
Camera 4 - Lane

The guys are talking and laughing, then they move on to more serious matters of ego.

Enzo: I think we can definitely beat Hayden..
Lane: Oh yeah.
Enzo: Depending on what the challenges are, ya know?
Lane: I definitely think we can beat him. That's why it's up in the air right now for us.
Enzo: Yo, we all have a shot at 500,000 dollars, bro. If you win the next HoH, that's 2 HoHs. If I win, that's 1 HoH, 1 PoV.
Lane: Yeah..
Enzo: That's 2 competitions, yo. And depending on who I wanna take, we all have a chance.
Lane: Mm hm
Enzo: People are gonna look at the social game. They're gonna look at the alliance we had.. All that sh*t's gonna come into play, yo.

Enzo: Let's just get her out, and then we go right into our Endurance Comp.
Lane: Endurance is gonna be crazy. I'm gonna be bustin on all of y'all...
Enzo: It's gonna be fun, yo. I can't wait. I can't wait. If I see one a yous guys gettin' weak, I'm gonna f--k with ya.
Lane: Oh, I know you will.
Enzo: I'll probably be the first one gettin' weak though.. It's gonna be fun, man. I'm like, yo Hayden, don't be scared, yo. We're gonna go to the final 3. You'll bang out.. Don't worry about it.
Lane: He stresses too much.
Enzo: I know. I'm like, enjoy it, bro. He's like, you guys could definitely beat me. I'm like, I know, and I'm gonna, but just go to the final 3. Don't worry about it.
Lane: Let's just enjoy this right now.
Enzo: He's definitely smarter than both of us, as far as like, like havin' sh*t memorized? Like quick. Like I know sh*t, but he like, knows it quick.
Lane: Yeah
Enzo: The skills he's good. The endurance he's good, ya know... C'mon, yo, it's gonna be hard to beat him.
Lane: Aw.. we can beat him.
Enzo: I know. We can beat him in all that sh*t.
Lane: Endurance and Skill.
Enzo: Yeah.

***Now all you have to do is prove it. ;0)

And this concludes the Overnight Report.

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Late night with Lessa…

Lessa — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:07:00 +0000

...and it's all about the Brigade...

They've told Britney about them, and she's run off in DR having a bit of a breakdown. Hayden's stressed, Lane is quiet, and Enzo is runonrunonrunonrunon compliments for Hayden especially, and the Brigade in general.

Enzo: You only gotta win the last HOH and you got the money, hands down. Me and him, we're tied maybe for social, but you...
Enzo: If one of yous eliminate me? I may have to punch you in the face, but if I get 25k, I'm happy, it all goes to my wife, and that flat screen I might cash in too! We all with the money would do something unselfish with it, it was meant to be. I said I won't even get to smell the money, spread it around.
Lane: We'll make some money after
Enzo: I think so too - we're the greatest alliance ever, I think America wants us to see... when Matt left, there's the biggest applause ever and I think it was because he's in the Brigade.

...on and on and on and on...

Enzo: We had to tell her, yo. If she leaves her fiance she's coming to you, yo.
Lane: She's not my type at all.

Enzo: It's gonna be a brigade final three, no matter what.
Hayden: At one point, they were like, if you got rid of Lane, then Britney would take you to final two, and Enzo would...

...bubbles..
Enzo: ...and I might be the best social game ever, yo. I suck at competitions, yo, so gimme something, yo.
---Lessa: Enzo's gone from disbelieving to singing his own praises awfully fast... heh.

Enzo: I'm a very funny guy, so I used that. These mofos fell in love with me day two - I did what I had to do, yo, I'm in the final three for it.

Lane: We both know we're playing for fifty, we don't have to stress.
Enzo: Yeah, I swear to god on my wife, the 25gs is coming to us too. 1st, 2nd, 3rd is in this room, right now.

Lane: I was in deep, but I got out!
Hayden: We pulled you out..
Enzo: you told me not to come up here without you - I was scared!
Lane: I was bustin your balls, because I wanted to listen to the CD...
Enzo: From the beginning I trusted yous two. I loved Matt too, and he is with us, even though he did his dirt, that's brigade what he did, he did his thing, he played an awesome game. Everyone of us played something of an unbelievable game. The way we played the game was phenomenal..
Lane: We'll get to reminisce..
Enzo: I can't wait.. talk about everything..
--Lessa:....because you've not talked about it all along?!

Round n round n round... it's a wonder that Enzo's arm ain't broke with all the backpattin he's doing on himself..

They rehash the POV competitions - Enzo's completely in awe of Hayden.
Enzo: I didn't even THINK of that, yo! That's what I'm saying!
Lane:..they told us that at the beginning...
Hayden: Britney was close, she had them all lined up on the floor all right. She just didn't have them up yet.

Enzo: You have to win two of the last three competitions, and you win 500gs... that's what I'm saying man. That's all. You're the best player ever. I'm better social than you, but I'm saying, you're there. I almost wanna see you win but take me with you...
--Lessa: dude, get that boy some chapstick. He's gotta be parched from all that kissin'..

Enzo: It has to come from the Brigade, the 25gs... If I get to the jury house and don't get it? I'm gonna punch someone. The Brigade made the season... I think people wanna see us battle in the final three, and see us win all three prizes.. it's never happened from the same alliance..
--Lessa: yeah, Britney has half my votes, and Matt the rest. heh.

11:35pm - They're still on a total loop. Giving me a headache. I swear, after next week, I never ever want to hear "come on, yo..." EVER EVER AGAIN.

Enzo: It was a masterpiece.
Lane: What if we get out there and it's like, whatever.
Enzo: Nah, she's crying because she knows we made history.
Hayden: Next season they'll try to do what we did.
Enzo: They'll come up with some name, something corny.. Brigade? it's a legit name, yo. I wouldn't have named it if it wasn't a legit name.
Hayden: I think it's gonna be a long time before someone does what we did..
Lane: Three out of four?
Enzo: Never happen.
Hayden: We could have brought Matt farther, we just didn't want too.
Enzo: They were HOH, but we controlled the house. Whoever won HOH didn't mean sh*t.. they put them up, got their hands dirty, and we controlled the votes. She feels stupid, cuz she tried to get Matt out, instead of Monet... now she knows she was fighting a fight she can't win.

Enzo: Come on yo, enough's enough..
--Lessa: for once, we agree! *snerk*

11:50pm - on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Enzo: I'm pretty sure if I don't win, i am going, I don't think you'll take me, and I got that in my head, you think you can't beat me, so I don't go, so I'm gonna win, and get my 50k.
Hayden: I'm doing the same thing..
Lane: me too.

Talk turns to things they'll do and money they'll get after the show, if Britney wants to quit, and how she can't do that, just play it out, she's part of history, and we get bubbles. Never have I been so glad to see lavalamps!

11:57 -
Enzo: I wanna go hug her, but she'll probably hit me. You gotta understand, I'm playing a f'in role in this house. If you want Nick can fight me after this - I'll let him hit me twice, then I'm gonna fight.
Lane: We got ten more days after this.

...and it's midnight, BB time - and I honestly cannot take anymore of Enzo's backpatting, and I think Britney will be in the DR for quite some time. So! I'm off to bed! Night, Dishers!

BB12: PoV Aftermath & Unveiling the Brigade

Genie Sea — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:23:00 +0000

Good Evening BB Lovers!

The live feeds came back shortly after 8 pm BBT, quickly revealing Hayden as the final PoV winner. Apparently he sped through a competition about evicted house guests. It's expected that he will keep his nominations the same, leaving Enzo the sole vote to evict; and we all know who Enzo will be evicting.

That doesn't mean that's what will be happening... Britney, being a fighter, will most definitely not be quietly accepting her fate, like others have before her. So we will be watching to see what tricks she has up her sleeves!

8:21 PM BBT
They are all gathered in the dining room, talking about the PoV competition.

Britney is partaking in some ice cream.
Enzo is recounting the competition from his perspective.
Lane and Hayden are still absorbed in their arts and crafts.

Talk is friendly and light about movies and celebrity sightings. Britney loves Wanted. Lane loves I Am Legend. (*I love both too!) Talk moves on to wolves and coyotes.
Enzo: I breed coyotes and wolves. They're called coyowolves...

Talk turns to food. Lane and Enzo go to storage.
Enzo: Hayden's gonna win the 500 Gs. We should have called him the beast.

In the dining room Britney congratulates Hayden and says she doesn't want to bother him and talk game.

Much like a nuclear family, the adults are cleaning and preparing dinner, while the kids play at the table. Don't refresh your browsers... that's Enzo playing the part of the adult!

8:43 PM BBT
Hayden goes up to HoH and addresses the feed viewers.

Hayden: I just won the veto competition. Which could have been stupid because now, I just guaranteed that nobody is gonna take me to the Final 2. So If I get to the end, I gotta take myself there. But on the bright side, Brigade Final 3. It's done. (*Boom.)

9:05 PM BBT
Enzo is making Brigade Burgers as he is now calling them. Enzo and Lane are watching him. He wonders if they cook in Jury house or if someone cooks for them. They realize that they're hungry.

Hayden: I couldn't eat earlier. I was nervous.
Enzo: When you're nervous, you take sh*t down.

9:16 PM BBT
Enzo is still cooking while the others sit at the table eating burgers and talking about breed dogs. A little later, they congregate around the kitchen counter. Britney and Enzo swap hard luck stories; she has her dad's old furniture; he had rats in his first apartment...

9:38 PM BBT
The Brigade find themselves alone. They talk briefly about whether they should reveal themselves to Britney. Hayden asks them who is going to take him to the Final 2. Enzo says Hayden deserves to go to Final 2 and he and Lane, they should take Hayden to Final 2. Lane is mostly silent.

They agree that they should tell Britney about the Brigade tonight so she will understand why she's going to be evicted. Hayden is worried that the other two won't take him to the Final 2. to the point where he wasn't sure if he would throw the competition. Lane says that he was planning on throwing the competition; and he says if he had won, he would have not used the PoV to leave the decision with Enzo.

They move the party up to HoH with Lane and Hayden going first. They reaffirm their Final 2 deal and their plans for after the show. Hayden tells Lane that Britney told him she would vote for Enzo because he played an impeccable game. Enzo walks in and Hayden tells him too. Enzo is not buying it. He says that the jury will be voting by game.

10:01 PM BBT
Britney is out of DR and makes her way up to HoH. They talk about libations for a bit. Bubbles take up Cam 2 and Flamingos on Cam 3. Hayden has changed and they rib him for a bit. He is obviously nervous. A brief debate ensues about which is tougher a PoV or a HoH competition.

Enzo: I don't want no GB. No GB.
Lane: Did we get libations.
Hayden: I'm going to go request.
Enzo: Why? We requested it 4 times. Okay get the Brigade of beers.

Hayden goes to DR. Talk in HoH moves to the PoV competition and they mock themselves for studying faces, and then Big Brother throws them for a loop.

Enzo: What are you gonna do?
Lane: What do you mean?
Enzo: What you gonna do tonight?
Lane: I don't know. Drink some beers.

They laugh. Talk turns to Hayden and how his first HoH doesn't count because it was a group effort.
Lane: A lot of things happened because of group effort.

The boys are still laughing...
Enzo: Who do you think has played the best game in BB? (to Britney)
Britney: I don't know; it depends. I think Janelle played a great game but she didn't win. Dr. Will was a master manipulator. It depends.
Lane: Who do you think played the best social game in this season?

They continue to steer the conversation with leading questions, until the real one is asked:
Enzo: Do you think there was an alliance in this house?
Britney: Yeah Brendon and Rachel. Matt and Ragan. I think we will watch some things and go whaaat? Andrew was with Brendon and Rachel... Who was he with? Who was this guy?
Lane: Who were you with? (to Enzo)

Enzo: I was in an alliance. I was definitely in alliance with a couple of people.
Britney: With Matty.
Lane: Definitely with Matty.
Enzo: I was definitely in an alliance with Matty. What was it? (to Lane) Day 2?
Britney: But the you turned on him. (She laughs)
Enzo: I was in an alliance with Matty...
Lane: Was it just you and Matt?
Enzo: Eh...
Lane: Who was it?
Enzo: There's was two other people too.
Britney: With you and Matty?
Enzo: Yeah... (Still laughing)

Britney: Who was it?
Enzo: Who was it Lane?
Lane: (laughing)
Enzo: Who was it Lane? Was was it?
Britney: Was it Lane?
Enzo: Huh? It was Lane and Hayden...

And they unveil the Brigade to Britney with their names.Britney says she's not surprised. That Matt already told her.
Britney: It makes sense why you wanted Matty gone.
They tell her about all their moves.
Britney: Ya'll didn't make a good choice with Matty.
Lane: He won two HoHs.

They tell her about their code as well. Enzo keeps calling their alliance a masterpiece. Britney is telling them that the others are not going to be as surprised as Enzo thinks they will be. Talk turns to Matt and the Saboteur.

10:27 PM BBT
Hayden DR Leak: Oh! They went without me... Alright.

Hayden returns to HoH.

Enzo: No GBs for the BGs
Hayden: Huh?
Enzo: She knows. We told her.
Britney: They told me.
Hayden: They already told you? Without me???
Enzo: You said...
Hayden: They kept in there!
Enzo: He's worried about what's gonna happen in the final...
Hayden: How do you go and tell her without me?
Lane: Cause you never came back!
Britney: He's worried that what?
Hayden: Well they're not gonna take me to the Final 2
Enzo: Yeah, that's what he's worried about.
Britney: So why are you telling me that?

Hayden: Britney. How did they tell you without me being a part of this? Are you glad that you know?
Britney: It wasn't a big secret.
Enzo: It was a pretty big secret.
Lane: But it was. No one put us up together.
Britney: Everybody in the house knew you were tight... And I think that when it came down to it, they would have put you up. It was smart to break off with other people.

They keep giving Britney more of their history and their moves and reasoning for getting rid of Matt.

10:39 PM BBT
We get to the meat and bones of the conversation.
Britney: So I'm definitely going home. That's what you're saying.
Hayden: I won't say definitely. I'm not gonna use the veto.

Enzo in the bathroom is going on and on about the Brigade being the best in the history of BB. He comes out and the rest are silent because of what just transpired. Enzo asks what happened and without really getting an answer, saying that Hayden is the best player and would win if he gets to Final 2.

Britney: I guess I will find out whenever I get to Jury.
Enzo: He is the best player in the house.
Britney: I'll find out in Jury.
Hayden: Are you okay that we told you? (*paraphrasing) I respect you and think you're awesome.

Enzo keeps going and on about the greatness of the Brigade. Lane is silent; and Hayden checks in with her to see if she's okay.

Hayden: The last thing I want to do is make you sad and make you cry. That's the last thing I want.

Enzo: That's why I was happy when she won the 10 thousand dollars... You deserve that. You're an awesome player.

She breaks down. Hayden gets up to give her a hug, telling her he feels awful.

Britney: I gotta go downstairs. I mean how does it feel that you know you wasted three months and you have no shot at winning 500 thousand dollars. It's the only reason you came here... To know that you're going home... That you came all this way for no reason. I left my fiancée, my family... I'm not mad. I get it. I didn't' win the Veto. I had a chance and I didn't win it. But, it's just hard...

She leaves, going directly to DR. They wonder if they should have told her. Lane goes downstairs. He is obviously worried about Britney, battling between his concern and her need to have time alone. Hayden in HoH tells Enzo what Britney told him about Enzo playing a masterful social game. Enzo insists that everyone will think of him as a "donkey" because he hasn't won anything. Hayden gives him all the bullet points for Enzo's game; that he started the Brigade, that he has had the best social game in BB history; that he went on the block for the first time on day 49 and was up only as a pawn.

Lane returns to HoH and tells them Britney is in DR. They think it's a good thing that she's there working things out.

11:05 PM BBT
The conversation has gone into a loop again. The Brigade. Finale. etc... And there you go... your Final 3... dodos... :)

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Saturday Night Trivia & PoV Spoiler

Carolyn — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:35:00 +0000

Good Evening, BB Lovers!

***As of 8pm BBT,Feeds are Back!

8pm BBT
Feeds are back & Hayden won the PoV...

Please stay tuned for a new top post on the aftermath of the PoV...

It's 5:30 on the feeds,
Just walked in the door,
and what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a purple trivia screen,
now show me reindeer!

On Britney!
On Hayden
On Enzo and Lane!

You've been waiting on PoV
So long you're in pain!

***Genie's the poet. Clearly.. Not me. I tried!

Could this be the much awaited comp? Stranger things have happened! I'll be hanging with you here in this post, until the live feeds come back, or until 8pm BBT, whichever comes first.. ;)

After that, Genie will take the reigns, then Lessa.. and hopefully we'll have this mystery solved!

In the event this is the PoV Comp, we'll be here with the spoiler!

Now then, an important announcement: After much consideration and gathering of pennies, I have decided to attend the Reality Vegas Bash... and gather up as many interviews and pictures and good stuff as I can! :0)

I'll be blogging from the event, as well as tweeting. If you're not following me on twitter yet, please do! I'm @BigBrotherDish & that's where I'll be posting first, since it's a lot easier to carry my blackberry around than a 17" laptop! Heavy bugger!

Here's where you come in...

If I'm to properly represent you, I need to be able to ask the HGs *your* questions!! So please leave those for me here in the comment section.
Also, if you're attending the event, I want to meet you!! How cool would it be to have a BBDish contingent?! Please let me know!

See you in the comment section!! :) Come play with me!

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BB12: Saturday Afternoon Reveries & Toys

Genie Sea — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:23:00 +0000

Good Afternoon BB Lovers!

I just checked on the live feeds and what to my wondering eye do appear....

...an HG asleep there and there and here....

If you want to know what they were doing earlier in their non-vegetative state please read Carolyn's comprehensive Morning into Afternoon!

3:15 PM BBT
They are, no doubt, storing their resources for the upcoming PoV Competition. What will it be? Their guess is as good as ours! AGP has been changing things up quite a bit this season, and good for them!

Earlier Britney had a bit of a meltdown with Lane up in HoH. Lane, in his no-nonsense way pretty much told her to knock it off. He tried to get her to see that they are all in the same position, except Hayden, this week. Hayden, on his part did much to cheer her up by getting her to talk about fun things like scuba diving.

The HGs are in limbo right now, and so are we! But I'm here in case they stir or something happens in the house. In the meantime, see you in the comments! :)

Yup, and they're still on Lock Down.

3:48 PM BBT
Hayden gets up, goes downstairs, listens at the sliding glass door and goes to Jumanji on his way to DR. This wakes up the others. Lane gets out of bed. Hayden comes out of DR and into Storage where he finds new toys. He brings them to the others.

Stickers and assembly toys!

4:02 PM BBT
Lane and Enzo are speculating about the PoV competition and what it might be.

Enzo: We had Christmas in here... I'm ready to do this. The Shun Dance Kid... I think it's going to be a messy one.

Hayden has moved his project to the dining room. Enzo and Lane are telling him that he is wasting his brain power on the toy. Hayden asks what he should be wasting it on. Enzo decides to use his brain power reminiscing about the time Rachel came back in the house and how Ragan reacted.

Enzo: It smells like fire out there. They're still working on it man. What's this thing trying to be? What do you think it is?
Hayden: who won the 3rd PoV.
Pause.
Enzo: Britney.
He then goes on to name all the PoVs in order.
Lane: Where's my stress ball?
Enzo: After the zoo one was the calm one... That might be a hint (the toy). That's what they're building outside. We have to put things together... There has to be some speed involved. Some speed.
Hayden: Speed kills.... Maybe I can build a tower or something.
Enzo starts giggling.
Lane: Where's my stress ball?
Enzo: You stressed out right now? I'm about to go play with Neo-Sporin...

He puts on black gloves and starts with his ninja moves.
Enzo: These can get stuck on someone's face.

Lane and Enzo sit in the living room, talking about the coin hunt competition.

Enzo: Big Brother told us it was between the garbage and the recycling but we didn't believe him. No. I had to look in the same drawer I looked in fifty time and found nothing.
Lane: We played hide and go seek for 10 thousand dollars.

They get restless and walk around. Enzo goes back to bed. Lane sits in the living room again, chomping on sunflower seeds and talking to Hayden who is at the kitchen table with his crafts. Britney comes out of DR. She gets some water and hops back into bed to play with her toy.

Hayden's and Britney's masterpieces.

Lane is now trying to make something, and Britney has moved on to her next project while talking with Enzo about Gia (his daughter).

Lane looks like he might pop a synaptic nerve concentrating on his toy. Hayden is making something new; and Britney joins them at the table with a bowl of .... guess! She asks Lane if he's making an airplane. Enzo meantime is dozing with his shades on in Jumanji.

Lane's Jet.

They are having trouble with the illustrated directions for some of the designs.
Britney: This game if for kids. (**Mhm! And BB HGs!)

Britney joins in on the kiddy fun!

Lane: They're still banging around out there. (*Out here too. Someone is building a deck...)

Britney is well on her way to finishing a model of the Eiffel Tower.

Lane and Hayden are making a ball.

And the boys play with the finished product.

5:30 PM BBT
Purple Stand-by Screen!

We'll be opening a New Top Post when the feeds come back!

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Big Brother 12: Saturday Morning into Early Afternoon

Carolyn — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:48:00 +0000

9:45am BBT - Bubbles!

Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers! Chop Chop!!

I know you HGs are looking forward to a PoV Comp today. You certainly went to bed early to be well-rested for it...

9:55am
10:21am
After a few minutes of mild wakefulness, the final four have gone back to sleep...

11:23am
Not much has changed...
11:25am - They're alive!

11:26am
BB: Lane to DR
Hayden: You hear that? There's some serious stuff going on outside.

11:28am
Kitchen
Hayden & Enzo
Time to make some food. The backyard is locked down tight...
Britney passes through en route to the bathroom.

11:30am
Hayden: How you feelin about today?
Enzo: I'm excited. I'm nervous. I wanna celebrate...

Enzo sits at the dining table to eat his breakfast and study the memory wall...

11:36am
Enzo clears out to go up to HoH. Britney's turn in the kitchen... First she puts some ointment on her wounded thumb, then she goes to have a seat with her Fruit Loops...

11:44am
Finished with breakfast, Britney walks towards the bathroom and finds Hayden in the Cabana Room. He says he's stressing, and she tells him he has no reason to..

Hayden: I know.. I have no reason to stress. I'm already in the final 3.. But I can't help it.
Britney: What am I gonna do?
Hayden: Go out there and win. You've already won 3. Go out there and win number 4.
Britney: I'm so stressed. I couldn't even sleep last night... I'm trying to have a positive attitude about it..

Hayden: Que sera sera (pronounced horribly) No matter what happens, we get to see our families in 11 days.

11:53am
Britney heads into the bathroom. Lane comes to life. Hayden comments that the only contact they've had with the outside world for as long as they've been in the house, is when a plane or a helicopter flies overhead..

12:09pm
Hayden, Britney & Lane are chatting around the table, while Enzo watches them on the spy screen from on high...

Topic: Casey's double life - School teacher by day, dj by night.

12:11pm
Britney gets called to the DR...

12:15pm BBT - Bubbles!

12:19pm
HoH Room
Enzo, Lane & Hayden are Brigade bonding over the coming PoV... Whether it's sincere or not remains to be seen.

12:23pm
Brigade bonding continues...

Enzo: This sh*t's about to go down, man. If I lose, I'm gonna cry like a b*tch.

Talk turns to Britney.

Enzo: There's history to be made here. Don't f--k with history. Best alliance ever in Big Brother history.
Hayden: I talked about that today (in the DR).

Bubbles.

12:29pm
Britney's out of her DR session. After a quick stop in the kitchen, she heads up to the HoH room to join the boys.. Brigade Bonding Session ends.. Chatter ensues.

12:32pm
Hayden and Enzo go downstairs. Britney remains up in the HoH room with Lane. Britney is very stressed out and crying with Lane.

Britney: I feel like Hayden and you and Enzo all wanna be final 3 together, and I'm all by myself right now. I don't wanna be like Ragan, but it just sucks. It's hard.
Lane: I know what you're feelin', but it's not that way.
Britney: I feel like everyone's against me.
Lane: Enzo's scared to death right now, but he's not gonna show you that.
Britney: When he's around me, he acts like he's already lost. But according to Hayden, when he's around you guys, he's all pumped up..

Lane & Britney have been arguing all week, and she's deigning to speak to him now, only because she feels like he's her last option. Britney's feeling very alone in the house...

Britney: If Enzo says it, it's funny, but if I say it, I'm an "annoying little sh*t and I should die."
Lane: You're 10x smarter than Enzo. I enjoy having a conversation more with you... Enzo's way different than you are.
Hayden enters.
Britney: Duh..
BB: Lane, please come to the DR.
Hayden: You alright, Brit?
Britney: I'm just bein' a baby.
Hayden: If you go out there and play nervous and emotional, it's not gonna work out. You need to try to calm down a little. I promise, everything's gonna work out. No matter what happens. Win, lose or draw. The big guy's got plans.. All you can do is go out and play your hardest.. If you win you win, if you lose you lose.
Britney: I know..
Hayden: So don't stress. I know I can't tell you not to stress, cuz it's not easy.
Britney: It's not.
Hayden: At all.

12:44pm
Hoh with Hayden & Britney
Talk turns to possible outfits for the PoV comp. Britney's tears have momentarily subsided, but she's keeping her tissue handy.

12:50pm
Lane returns to HoH, joining Hayden and Britney

Britney: It seems like they're taking a long time to start this competition.

***You have no idea.

Talk turns to Lane's diva status and other such silliness.. Light and fun.

12:58pm
Hayden leaves HoH, and Lane and Britney resume their brother-sister spat...

1pm BBT - It's time for a blog break!

Genie will be back with a new top post right around 2:30pm BBT

Until then, enjoy the feeds & please mind the critters!

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Big Brother 12: Overnight Lite

Carolyn — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:55:00 +0000

Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday! I hope you have a wonderful holiday weekend! We'll be here covering the happenings on the live feeds, so make sure to check in periodically!

Last night, we had quite a surprise: No Morph Comp!

I woke up at 2am BBT and saw Enzo heading back from the bathroom, checking out the memory wall on this way back to Jumanji to sleep... where Lane and Britney were already conked out. Up in HoH, Hayden had already been asleep since before midnight! Strange times indeed in the BB12 house.

So.. apparently the sky did turn to glitter! ;) Expect the unexpected, eh? Will we even have a PoV Comp today? Inquiring minds...

The vast majority of last night's happenings can be found in Genie and Lessa's excellent posts:

9-11pm: To Morph or Not to Morph by GenieSea
11-midnight: 3 Dodos and a Lil Lady by Lessa

After spending 20 minutes filling our feeds with the loveliness of a sleeping Hayden, Skippy in the control room decided to open things up a bit and include the conscious Lane, Enzo and Britney in our evening...

Let's join them for a bit of pillow talk, shall we...

12:24am BBT
Cameras 3/4
Jumanji
Enzo, Lane & Britney

Hayden's passed out up in HoH, on cameras 1/2. Enzo's going on about Snoop Dog and various comedians. He hopes Joella kept taping Last Comic Standing for him...

Enzo: I'm hungry again.
Britney: The piece of steak you ate was like a pebble.
Enzo: Yeah, that's probably why I'm hungry. (long pause) I can't wait to be in the hotel room finale night.. Just hangin' out with the wifey. Just to watch tv.
Lane: Almost there.
Enzo: Doesn't feel like it.
Lane: I think it does.
Enzo: It feels like it's taking forever now.. I'm getting real anxious.
Lane: Yeah.. (joking) Keep your sh*t to yourself. Go get your chips.

Enzo laughs, gets up and goes to do just that.

Enzo heads into the storage room to forage. He grabs a giant bag of chips and heads back to his bed in Jumanji, and under the covers, with the chips.

Lane: hehehe.
Enzo: Like, how was high school, where you guys are from.. Like what's it about, like, ya know what I mean? Like, my high school was about doin' drugs. (crunch crunch, potato chips) The majority of everyone in my high school was f'd up.
Lane: Damn.
Enzo: Know what I mean? It's like, sports is big, but usually, like the athletes that could definitely do something get f'd up.. What was it like in your high school?
Lane: Sports was really big in my high school. Like, if you were in sports, that's all you did.
Enzo: You don't drink? You don't do nothin'?
Lane: No, you drank, but I didn't smoke anything in high school.
Enzo: No weed or nothin'?
Lane: Nope.
Enzo: Really? Wow. Like, weed was like cigarettes. Everyone was smokin' weed, man.
Lane: Really?
Enzo: Everyone. Like, I'd be high before school, and then I'd get high during school, and then I'd get high after school, but that's how..
Lane: Damn
Enzo: It was crazy, man.

Crunch Crunch Crunch, potato chip break.

Enzo: I would think in Texas.. Football's big, right?
Lane: Oh yeah.
Enzo: If you're on the football team, you get a lot of ass, in Texas..
Lane: Yeah, it's huge.
Enzo: And like, the community's really into it too, right?
Lane: Yeah.. Like, you're always in the spotlight, if you're in football.
Enzo: Like people talkin' about it in the barber shops.
Lane: Yeah
Enzo: I like that.

Lane: It's a good and bad thing though.. When you f--k up, you're the devil to them. Like, you can't f--k up. You can't do anything stupid.
Enzo: Yeah. I seen that movie with Billy Bob.. Varsity Blues
Lane: Yeah
Enzo: That's what it's like..
Lane: Pretty much.. Probably not to that extent..

Enzo: Billy Bob... Like, how's the high school? Is it like, on a farm? Were there a lot of trees n sh*t?
Lane: No, mine's in a town.

***Listening to this conversation, I'm just drawn to the sharing of vastly different life experiences... and I'm touched that because of Big Brother, these 2 men have met and will very likely become life long friends, both with a new appreciation for the different cultures we have, even within our own US borders. Beyond the late game bonding of Lane and Enzo, which is an important game move in and of itself, there is no game talk per se.

I recommend you give this a listen on flashback... Just in terms of understanding where Enzo and Lane came from.. They might as well have been raised on different planets.

CUT TO:
12:34am
Lane: Did you get all your sh*t outta the Have Not Room?
Enzo: Yeah
Lane: They said they're doin' it early. Big Brother's gonna clean that sh*t up, lock it down, burn it. That's when you know we're getting tough!!! We're gonna get a stripper pole.

Enzo: Where?
Lane: Aww.. I'm just kiddin'. I don't know where. We ain't gettin' sh*t.
Enzo: There's only 6 more days.

Lane: Yeah, yeah.. So where.. There's not 6 more days.
Enzo: From the end of next week.
Lane: Yeah.
Enzo: Check it out. This sh*t blows you mind. So this time next week? How many days are left?
Lane: Like 4.

Enzo: Oh God, yo! Tomorrow's day what? 64?
Lane: Yeah. Tomorrow's day don't give a sh*t, cuz I'm gonna get done wid it!
Enzo: Yeah.
Lane: Gonna win it..

Enzo: I can't believe we hid all our sh*t in the kitchen... They're like, it's either in the garbage or the recycle bin, and we're still lookin' in the cabinets.
Lane: hehehe
Enzo: They're like, it's on the wall, or it's in the recycle bin..

BB was giving them tremendous clues during the comp, but they thought BB was tricking them, so they kept tearing everything apart...

Enzo: We're so dumb, yo.
Lane: hehehe. So then they had to say, ok, stand right here... anything in front of you - off limits... aint nothin' in there.
Enzo: exactly. They're like, nothin' in the refrigerator, so we're like, what about the cooler? The ice cream?
Britney: hahaha
Enzo: Oh, he didn't say cold cut meats. Let's go into it.
Britney/Lane: hehehe
Enzo: I looked at the same spot 7 times.
Britney: I looked at the bags of cereal 14 times each..

They continue laughing and reveling in their luxury comp ineptitude a little while longer before calling it a night.. And this concludes Overnight Lite! :)

We'll see you back here in a new top post, as soon as the HGs wake up for the day.

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Three Dodo’s and a lil Lady…

Lessa — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 06:09:00 +0000

Hey ya'll! I've been home for a while now, and what do I see? Sleepy houseguests on all feeds... Enzo and Lane are chatting in Jumanji, and Hayden/Britney were upstairs, and with Hayden's call to the DR, they both come downstairs.

Enzo: I want to see us battle it out - the three dodos! Battling it out, yo!

Britney gets into bed, and we get a bubblebath because they talk about the guy in the DR tonight. The Flamingos are on feed one, houseguests in bed on all other feeds... talk is how hot it was today, and they hope it's not that way tomorrow for the POV.
(Hate to say it - I don't think we're doing a Morph. Sigh. Methinks it'll be along the lines of connect the houseguests in some way, like the jumping over the haystacks, place the face kind of thing... or the staircase that Dan the Man threw to Memphis season 10... but thats just me. :) )

Enzo: I'm gonna be such a bitch in the jury house if I get there. Show me my room, that's all I want to know. Matt, don't talk to me. Ragan, I don't want to hear about season ten... I don't wanna know.

Enzo's all about getting scripts after the show, being famous. "Where's my script station? Here's a couple, make a choice, here's some agents names.."

Enzo: And the questions - what do you think was a power move... what, you're watching the season, what do you think?
Lane: We just lived it, we haven't seen it yet!
Enzo: I don't know what happened behind the scenes... you tell me! It's gonna be repetitious yo, same thing 10 times..
Lane: I'm saying something different every time..
Enzo: I'm just gonna make sh*t up - I know I won 3 HOHs, 4 POVs, it was tough, but you had to do hat you gotta do... Won the biggest season, it was a million...
--Britney's laughing..
Enzo: I won the 500, 50 and 25,000 prize.. I took it all down...
Lane: Go to the next camera - I didn't want to go out the first week, it sucked..
Enzo: Name people that weren't on the show - Janelle kicked me out, it sucked... I thought Evel Dick would save me... Enzo the ruff ruff, I dunno what happened with this guy...
Lane: Go to the next dude, it's the producer..
Enzo: ooooh sh*t... I got backdoored by the Zingbot, I didn't know he was in the game.
Lane: I was aligned with him halfway through the show.
Enzo: I dunno what was going on, then we had to backdoor Jeff and Jordan cuz they were back, Jordan got greedy and wanted another season... Then she'll be like I am Jordan...
Lane: You hosted goooood.... who'd you come with, Ted?
Enzo: Who was that... Was it Russel? I think I won that one.. no? Oh man... throw them all for a loop...
Lane: Go to one and be like I'm not taking less than 650k for nude porn...
Enzo: Wanna see the meow meow's nuts...
Lane: They'll be all, no, we're CNN..

Britney: Evel Dick won because Daniele never did anything in the game, they didn't respect her..
--Lessa: (coughcough) Daniele tying Janelle, the POV queen, anyone?
--Carolyn: (coughcough) Daniele coming up with all the moves to execute, anyone??

Enzo: There was really no one on his season, you know?
Britney: I hated him at first, but by the end he was my favorite. I don't remember who else was on the season..
Enzo: And that little girl fell for that little dude...
Britney: Jessica and Eric... and Jen was that season, and Nick...
Enzo: Yeah, I youtube'd a lot of sh*t...
11:30 - Hayden's out of the DR... He announces they're closing the Havenot room down tomorrow, so to clear their stuff out. He turns on the light so that he can get all his stuff out. Lane to the DR. Hayden grabs his stuff, and says goodnight, and heads back upstairs.

Enzo: it's been my dream since I was a little kid to be in a Mafia movie.. or any movie!

Britney: I used to do theater when I was a kid
Enzo: Is it hard to act?
--Lessa: *headdesk*
Enzo: what kind of actor are you, a methodist?

Britney takes it to the other side...
Britney: They'll like just lock it down, and say that's it, here's your back with your stipend check, see ya. Our families aren't here, we try to hide in case people recognize us, no one does even after we take the hat and glasses off...
Enzo: I'ma be pissed if not even one person does.. I might pay someone to...

Enzo: I like watching Lane dance - he can't dance for sh*t!

11:43 Talk moves into families, etc. General conversation.

11:48 - Lane's out of the DR. Still general conversation - who pays for what when they go out, how that changes over the years, and now on to things getting stolen, etc...

12:00 - The talk continues downstairs, yet we have all four feeds on sleeping Hayden. (they keep talking about stuff BB don't want us to hear - real life stuff, not game)

So! That's it for Lessa tonight! Sleep well, Dishers! Check back in the AM for Carolyn's fabulous Overnight Report, and her and Genie's coverage through the day! We're almost there, folks!

BB12: To Morph or Not to Morph….

Genie Sea — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:16:00 +0000

Good Evening BB Lovers!

I come home, check on the live feeds and see this...

9:08 PM BBT

Why is the back yard open? Don't you know we want to see a Morph Competition?

Someone outside the walls starts yelling, "Big Brother Rules!" And we get too bubbilicious for you baby....

Britney: There's a hair on the ball (pool)!

Lane: It's been there for three weeks... (*Huh?)

Britney asks Hayden if she can take a shower in the communal HoH and listen to the communal Eminem CD. He tells her to feel free, and she goes inside. And Skippy follows her...

9:24 PM BBT

CUT TO:

Backyard

Hayden, Lane & Enzo

Hayden: If you win and you put yourself off, Enzo goes up.

Lane: But if I win and take Britney off, then she votes. (*WTF, Lane?)

Hayden: What's the purpose of that?

Enzo: No you give me the vote and I vote Britney out.

Hayden: What are you gonna do if you win PoV, what are you gonna do?

Lane: I'll take myself off and I;ll vote.

Enzo: And you vote out Britney. No f'ing power moves. If Britney goes to final 2, she wins the whole thing and everything we worked for goes down the tubes...

All this is said in a joking manner, but there is a subtle undertone of tension... Talk turns to Memphis and Dan's move that got Keesha evicted in Final 4.... Enzo steers the conversation back to the need to evict Britney next; and should any of them win PoV, he wants to reveal the Brigade to her. Hayden thinks that Britney would actually appreciate the idea of the Brigade from a game perspective.

In case you didn't know, Hayden nominated Britney and Lane, in a surprise (not) move...

Lane: I want to take a shower but I don't want to leave you two...

Enzo cracks up.

Enzo: I told you Brigade to the end, yo!

Bubbles

Enzo: We had our side alliances from the beginning that took us to the end. That's genius. (*Enzo must be double jointed from patting himself on the back so much...)

BB: Lane. Please go to the Diary Room.

Enzo: That's it. They're gonna F with you. They're gonna tell you to take Britney...

Lane goes inside.

Enzo: You know we're taking him to final 3. (talking to BB)

Enzo continues to pontificate about the greatness of the Brigade and himself for thinking about it. He says it's the one big power move in the game, which is true for this season particularly.

Britney is up in HoH, freshly showered and listening to Slim Shady.

Enzo says that if he doesn't win the PoV, then it was meant to be. Hayden says everything happens for a reason... Enzo says that if he goes, he wants to see Hayden win it. They acknowledge that thought they don't like Lane's move not to put up Britney last week, it was a smart decision for his own game. Enzo tells Hayden that if they got to 3 together, and he wins, he'll take Hayden.

Enzo is trying to pump himself up to win the PoV; and Hayden is giving him a pep talk. They have gone through this conversation multiple times before. They decide to head up to HoH where Britney is studying the spy screen.

10:00 PM BBT

Britney is called to DR and she heads to the bathroom to put on makeup first.
Hayden and Enzo brush their teeth like an old married couple in HoH.

Enzo: Why did the tree bite?

Hayden: Why?

Enzo: Cause it lost it's bark...

I rest my case...

Lane joins them.

Lane: You won the first HoH and the last.

Hayden: It's stressful...

Lane: Why is it stressful?

Hayden: Well, it isn't for you....

Lane:(jokingly) I know what you're up to. They told me.... (*Skippy intervenes)

After an extended bubble bath we come back to the same players in the same place, but the flamingos have taken up residence on cam 3 again...

Hayden asks about Lane's tweets...

Lane: I don't know... I didn't know what characters were so I had to delete a bunch of stuff... (*Oh Lane... lmao)

They talk about the popularity of Big Brother and how it will affect their lives. They both decide to take a shower and head to bed... Lordie!

10:24 PM BBT

Enzo is listening to the CD still up in HoH while Hayden showers.
Lane is showering downstairs...
Britney is still in DR.

10:28 PM BBT

Cam 3

Lane commences his shower play time....

10:31 PM BBT

Lane's play time ends... Just a couple of minutes shy of Britney coming into the bathroom to blow dry her hair...

Lane: We're trying to guess... on Twitter... can there be more than 200 people following us on twitter...

Britney: Yeah... It's possible...

Lane: Cause Ragan said he has over 2000 followers on twitter.

Britney: It's possible. He has that blog thing.... Why? Do you want to get Twitter? You can sync Twitter to update along with Facebook... Usually people Twitter several times a day.

Talk turns to Finale and their families coming into town soon.

Britney: First thing I want to look to see if I am engaged...

Lane says he's sure she is.

10: 48 PM BBT

Lane is out of the shower.
Britney has finished brushing her teeth.

Upstairs in HoH, Hayden has commenced studying.
Enzo is in DR.
Lane goes to Jumanji to prepare for bed.

Britney goes up to HoH.

Britney: I'm nervous.

Hayden: I think no one will take me to Final 2.

Britney: No one will take me either. I have to take myself.... Now they have the 10 gees to hold against me.

Hayden: I don't think it will make a difference.

Britney: Do you think we will make it to final 3 like we planned?

Hayden: I think anything is possible...I think the PoV tomorrow will be knowledge-based.

Britney: I don't know. I thought that about the HoH and it didn't happen that way.

Hayden: I don't remember what the PoV was last year.

Britney: I don't remember what it was, but I remember Kevin won it.

Hayden: It's getting so stressful. I know I;m going to Final 3...

Britney: Why are you stressed? About this week?

Hayden: I am stressed about this week but more about next week. I am stressed about this week because I don't want to see anyone go home.

Britney makes a play for her cause saying that Enzo would win against anyone and that she won't because she has too many enemies in the Jury. Hayden doesn't think people will vote personally but on game.

Britney: I think Enzo will win no matter what. He played a flawless social game. No body hates him. He was the last person to be on the block and he was put there as a pawn. Rachel and Brendon are stupid in love with Enzo. Matt likes Enzo. So does Ragan.

Enter Enzo to say good night interrupting Britney's campaign to get Enzo evicted.

11:12 PM BBT

Enzo and Lane are in bed.

Hayden is called to DR.

Britney goes to bed in Jumanji.

Looks like the little critters are calling it a night!

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Big Brother 12: Nomination Ceremony Spoiler

Carolyn — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:44:00 +0000

Good evening, BB Lovers!

Following a Luxury Comp on the live feeds this afternoon that left the house looking like a hurricane had touched down in Los Angeles, and ended up putting $10,000 in Britney's BB Bank account, the HGs set to cleaning up to make the place look respectable enough for the Nomination Ceremony.

If you missed the Luxury Comp, you must check out Genie's beautifully done and quite comprehensive post: Lunchtime Luxury Comp - aptly renamed "Afternoon Coin Hunt."

It seems a bit silly to call this post a nomination "spoiler," since Hayden's nominations of Lane and Britney are well known and approved by all the HGs.

Hayden told Enzo last night that he would be nominating Lane and Britney...

Lane told Hayden to nominate himself and Britney at 4:40pm this afternoon.

Britney actually told Hayden well before he ever even won HoH (last week!) that in the event he did, it would be best for him to nominate her and Lane, as a way of making Enzo feel safe, so he wouldn't fight too hard for the Power of Veto.

The Power of Veto Comp is all that really matters this week... HoH is just a nice room, an immunity necklace and a way of keeping one last drop of blood off your hands, since the PoV winner is the sole vote to evict this week.

The other nearly "known" factor is the Morph PoV Comp. Notice the new top banner? ;)

We're expecting that PoV Comp to begin tonight shortly after midnight BBT, and we'll be here with the PoV Spoiler as soon as the feeds come back from that... even if the sky turns to glitter and they decide to completely break with years of BB tradition and not do morph...

***UPDATE: 2am BBT - Apparently, the sky has turned to glitter! No Morph. What the heck is going on over there?!

Until then, please enjoy the feeds, and someone mind the critters!! Our Live Feed Updates will resume at 11pm BBT with Late Night with Lessa. :) And then, we'll be back with the PoV Spoiler, if applicable... which will doubtless run into the Overnight Report!

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BB12: Afternoon Coin Hunt!

Genie Sea — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:56:00 +0000

Good Afternoon BB Lovers! Happy Friday!

What do my eyes behold on the live feeds? They got the mini table! For some odd reason I always hear BB9 Natalie's voice when I see the mini...

To see what they've been up to, please read Carolyn's awesome Morning Report !

And... They're on Lock Down!! WHooP!! Luxury?

To recap: They had a competition which was based on each of them hiding a coin somewhere in the house. If their coin was discovered, they were eliminated. The person whose coin was last gets 10K. The winner of this competition is Britney.

Noon BBT

Enzo, Lane and Britney are gathered round the table chatting about TV shows, while Hayden is lying down in his HoH bed. Doesn't Lane look thrilled?

12:06 PM BBT

Stand by Screen!!!!

Luxury Comp commence!!!

Come AWN AGP!!!! Lu-xu-ry! On. The. Feeds!!!

12:55 PM BBT

1:52 PM BBT

Feeds back!
The HGs are looking everywhere for something.

Britney: Did they say all bedrooms?

Enzo: It's got to be in the Cabana somewhere...

They looking for a key? Hayden isn't on the feeds. Could he be locked in HoH? Pandora?

Britney: So we did all that to the bedrooms for nothing?

Enzo: It's gotta be here. I found one here, I'll find another... (**What? Talk to us!)

Enzo found his (what?), and they're looking for Lane's.

Enzo: Bedrooms are done.

Lane: Did they say Cabana?

Britney: They didn't say Cabana...

They're turning the house upside down!

Lane: The Cabana is off limits. Now it's the damn kitchen that's left.

Britney: They said the Cabana is off limits.

Lane: Yeah...

Holy BB Tornado!!

Britney: Look under all the chairs. Can they stick it under the chairs?

Enzo & Lane take a moment to snack... WTF peeps! Tall to us!!

Lane: Can we get another hint? Is the living room off or is it still on? (*Umm can WE get a hint?)

Enzo: I know how you operate, yo?

Lane: Me? Did you check this? (The other vase) Are you trying to throw me off?

They check.

Lane: They would hear that. There's no way... (*Hear WHAT??)

Britney: is the Cabana off?

Lane: Yeah.

We get bubbles so they can get more instructions...

Lane: Of course I;m stressing cause all the other ones are ... (*missed it)

Enzo: So everything is off right?

Lane: So what's considered the kitchen...

They're still looking and they only have the kitchen to look in... What they're looking for? Who knows...

Enzo: I found one already so...

The camera zooms in on the recycling bin. A hint Skippy? Then on Lane. Then back to the recycling bin! Thanks Skips!

Enzo: And the Cabana room is off.

Lane: We just checked everything...

Enzo: And the Cabana is off?

Britney is standing, trying to figure it out. This is looking like Pandora... They are looking more and more confused. Look in the recycling containers peeps!

Enzo: Hayden is losing it up there.

Lane: Is the game over yet?

Yup. Hayden is locked in HoH. This has Pandora written all over it....

Britney gives the recycling bin a cursory look but doesn't dig through it... Come ON!

Bubbleswamp.

Lane: So all kitchen cabinets.... bubbles

You're getting colder....

Enzo: Is it the plant? I gotta go back to the plant.

Bubbles.

Enzo: So it's not in the cabinets.

Britney: They said it's not in the cabinets or under the cabinets.

Enzo: Did they say the halls.... Come on. I found Hayden's. Now you guys have to find something too...

Lane: I don't think I know where mine is...

Britney: I looked in the dishes...

Lane: So are all three of ours in the kitchen?

Britney: Are there any rooms we haven't checked?

Lane: They said Cabana room is off limits...

Britney: They said no stairway.

Enzo: And no bathroom.

Lane: So it has to be in the counter and I have checked everywhere... So can we play rock paper scissors now?

Enzo: Or hot cold?

Lane: Yeah! Hot cold... I:m going to start breaking sh*t.

Enzo: I checked the same stuff like five times.

Lane just checked in the recycling bin too... Hmmmm

Still nothing.... Skippy zooms into the recycling bins again... Hmmmmmmmmm

Enzo: This place is trashed...

Lane: Can we get a hot or cold?

Enzo: Let's think this through. Where did you guys go when you came in?

Britney: It has to be in the kitchen...

Enzo: This place is a mess...

Lane: Who wants to split 10 gees...

Enzo: I don't think we can do that.

Britney: I don't have any pockets.

Enzo: Did you look in the garbage.

Britney: Yeah I looked all through it. That's how I split my hand open.

Lane: Did you look all the way inside...

Britney: How can there be three coins hidden in this?

Enzo: And we haven't found none of them... Did you use tape?

They keep asking BB questions, and they get no answers. They apparently have to find 4 coins corresponding to each of them for 10K. Who gets the 10K and how is up in the air at the moment; but they can't split the money.

And Skippy keeps panning to the recycling bins...

And we keep getting bubble-swamped...

2:45 PM BBT

They decide to each take turns searching by themselves for three minutes. Britney, Enzo and Lane... But no one budges...

Enzo: I should have the money. I found at least.

Lane: What's searching by yourself gonna do?

Enzo: One of you are the saboteur and your sh*t is not even in the house...

Lane: Take your shades off...

Enzo: Yours is here somewhere.

Britney: Where's yours Lane?

Lane: Is yours in the kitchen or outside the kitchen?

Enzo: Is yours in the kitchen or outside the kitchen?

Britney: Is yours in the kitchen or outside the kitchen?

Lane: Mine is in the kitchen.

Britney: I don't know if I believe that...

Enzo: Okay. It gives me hope to look.

Lane: All of ours is in the kitchen...

(**I feel like I'm watching a remake of "Who's On First") It now sounds that they each hid their individual coins not BB...

Britney: Gives a hint Lane? Give us a hint Enzo?

Lane: Is it food?

Enzo: Is it in here somewhere?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if they all hid it in recycling and are just pretending to look through it to throw the others off, meanwhile all three coins are there....

Enzo: We've been at this for three hours, yo!

We get bubbled.

Enzo: Yo, come on, yo. Where'd you put it?

Lane laughs.

Britney goes outside to look through the garbage and tells Hayden that the kitchen is a huge mess... (**So Hayden isn't locked in HoH...)

Extended bubbles...

....and return to them still searching... searching...

Britney: What are we missing?

Lane: Go to the Cabana. Let me check my spot.

Enzo: Let me just find yours if you want...

Lane: We've searched every cabinet and drawer.

Enzo: Let's think about it... Where were we last?

They move to the bathroom.

Britney: Did you hide it in the condoms?

Enzo: Is that considered the bathroom?

Britney: I don't know. You're acting weird about it...

Enzo: Where'd you hide yours?

Britney: Hayden's been outside asleep for two hours...I'm cold but I don't want to get my jacket and miss the action

3:15 PM BBT

Britney finds Enzo's in the leaves and runs out with it.

BB: Enzo you have been eliminated.

He joins Hayden outside. **Looks like the last coin to be found will win the 10k....

Britney and Lane continue their search.

Britney. You're getting hot.... And she leaves again...

Britney: You won $91. Tell me where you put it.

Lane: And 17 cents.

Britney: Where'd you put it..

Shunned from the 10K...

Britney has moved her search outside, while Lane is still inside. She goes back inside.

Britney: Did we put it in the same place?

Lane: I don't think so.

Britney: What does this mean? Did we put it in the same place?

Lane: I don't know. You didn't look where I hid mine.

Britney: I split my finger and I want the 10k. We can search but we're not on speaking terms.

They call each other "d*uchers* and won't budge.

Britney: I'm going home this week. You're not...

Lane: You're not going this week... I'll give you 2k.

Britney: Okay Lane. You're sneaky so tell me where it's at.

Britney resorts to whining about not winning anything, her split finger, getting evicted. She isn't pulling any stops, but Lane ain't having it. (**Note: Almost everything in the kitchen has been taken out and torn up except the recycling bin...)

3:37 PM BBT

Feeds back from bubbles

Britney found Lane's coin!!! The winner of the 10K is Britney! Lane of course is saying the BB cheated...

3:41 PM BBT

BB: House Guests. This is a Lock Down. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.

They go inside. Hayden heads up to HoH with his food. The other three go to Jumanji and prepare to nap...

3:47 PM BBT

The Lock Down is over...

Hayden has moved to the dining table and all feeds switch to him. Britney joins him with a bowl of cereal. Enzo had been called to DR. We get the privilege of hearing Lane pee.

Britney put her coin in a bag in a Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a bunch of chicken parts on top in the garbage.

4:06 PM BBT

Hayden & Enzo are chilling in Jumanji.

Enzo says he doesn't care about the 10k. He wants the PoV.

Hayden: Nominations are in an hour. We have to clean up.

Enzo: F that sh*t.

Hayden: If I ever had a chance of coming back, I don't know because I broke all that sh*t.

We can hear Britney putting things away in the kitchen while they lie in bed with their eyes open...

Britney's making a lot of headway. **Girl can clean when she has to... :) Can't wait to see her DR about this! Hayden comes out to help. Enzo is straightening up the living room. Britney is called to DR. The three affirm that they want her out this week. Lane suggests Hayden put him and Britney up. They wonder if Britney will fight as hard if she's not on the block. Enzo and Hayden continue cleaning.

Hayden: All I see is cereal bowls. Apple Jacks. Fruit Loops. Cheerios.

Enzo: They are hers...

4:39 PM BBT

Bathroom

Hayden & Lane

Hayden: I don't know what do to about nominations.

Lane: Put me and Britney up... I don't care.

Hayden: If I do that I don't want you to think... that...

Lane: I know...

Basically Hayden is telling him that he will take Lane to F3 no matter what... Lane goes to the kitchen where Enzo is finishing straightening up.

Enzo: I hope she (Britney) used up her luck winning the HGs and he can get the F outta here...

~~*~~

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Big Brother 12: Friday Morning with the Final 4

Carolyn — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:40:00 +0000

9:01am BBT - Bubbles!

Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers! Up and Attem! Let's go!! You've got a half a million dollars to win, and you might just have to earn it!

We know how much you HGs want a Luxury Comp, and even though you've referred to it as a Luxurious Comp - like nails on a chalkboard - all season long, we want it for you, too. Now, please! And leaked to the live feeds! How about it, Ms. Grodner? Can we? Can we? Huh, please? We've been very good little fans all season long... Many of us years and years long... We'll even get a chant going in the comment section!!

Dishers, if you've held off on getting the feeds this season, now, like right now, before 10am BBT when the 9.99 deal goes away, would be a great time to go ahead and gettem. In addition to the 3 Day Free Trial, they've got a very special price of 9.99/month - but that ends TODAY, September 3rd at 10am BBT!

Now bring on that Luxury Comp!!! Pretty please with Hayden on Top.. Or Russell.. or Jeff.. or Kaysar...

9:18am They're alive! Almost...

Enzo comes down from the HoH room to use the downstairs bathroom, then dons his shades and goes to the Storage Room to change his batteries.
Lane & Britney are still buried under their covers in the Jumanji room.
The backyard is quite open.. Grrrr! No lockdown.

9:22am
Hayden's relaxing up in the HoH bed, awake, but not moving anywhere fast...
BB: Hayden, please change your batteries.

Us: But he's nice and cozy.. and now you made him put a shirt on. Bad, BB.

Hayden makes his way downstairs and to the Storage Room, to do as he's been told, like a good little critter in a cage...

9:30am
Camera 2 is having fun with closeups, and clearly has a fancy for Britney's lips.. I never realized how perfect they were. She may actually unseat Enzo for best lips in the house.

Speaking of Enzo, he has reassumed the position, now in Jumanji. Too cool for school, he sleeps with his sunglasses on..

9:33am
BB: Lane, please go to the DR... (ie, wake up!)

Hayden's at the memory wall, happily showing off his key.

He starts walking in the direction of the bathroom, then remembers aloud that he has his own upstairs... he heads back up to HoH. Cameras 1 & 3 resume their fascination with Britney's lips.

9:57am
Lane has finished his DR session, makes himself a protein shake and heads outside with it. Thus ends Skippy's fascination with the sleeping Britney and Enzo. Lane makes his way to the weight bench, which has missed his presence for the past week, has a swig of protein shake and prepares to get to work on his body.
Deaf to the elliptical calling his name, Lane opts to do flies...

10:02am - Brief bubbles, and we return to Lane..

Lane: A lockout??
***I expect the HG exodus to begin momentarily...

But first, some cursory ab work, followed by nose inspection in the mirror, and Lane returns to his dumbell flies...

10:08am
BB: Britney, please go to the Diary Room.

Lane has moved on to the abs portion of his circuit. This lock out Lane mentioned has not happened yet. Perhaps BB came on to warn them it would be happening after a while, but not just yet.

10:12am
Enzo comes outside...

Lane: It might be Pandora's Box, and then they set the key out, and when he goes to open it...
11 more days... then we're outta here.
Enzo: I'm embarrassed. I never won 1 f'in HoH. I feel bad for wifey.

10:14am
Hayden comes outside too, with protein shake in tow. Lane's complaining about the workout equipment. Chatter.. Lane gives us a handsome pose.

Enzo's jogging and whining about having to shave his chest. They're anxious for the PoV to come. Enzo just wants to win and send Britney packing. Lane does not respond.

10:24am BBT
Britney has joined the living.. She and Hayden are chilling on the couch, having breakfast. Hayden is overdressed.

BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.

Chatter between Britney and Hayden about how they slept last night, and the sub par pillows on the HoH bed... Enzo's still jogging in the yard, while Lane goes through the motions on and around the weight bench.

10:43am
Lockdown or lock-out continues, and our final four are all lost in their own thoughts.. while visions of PoV victory and 500k dance in their heads..

Gripped by the excitement, I go to check out the eBay Daily Deals and see that Wayne's World/Coneheads/Stuart Saves His Family Triple Feature is among the $5 deals. Woohoo! :)

10:49am
Enzo and Lane are having a very quiet talk about the coming PoV... Enzo says he knows he's gone, if he doesn't win. Lane does not correct him.

Enzo: I think this is just the table inside, probably. I wish it was Pandora's Box. I bet Sunday we get a Luxurious Comp.

Lane's talking to a bug... Enzo mocks the 4 top... aka the mini.. Lane joins in. All they want is the PoV and the Luxury Comp. The table does not excite them. Heathens.

Enzo: Maybe someone'll be in there, like Keesha... and she'll read off the card. She'll come in and say, You've got 12 days left.
Lane: I'll be like, B*tch! We've got 11.
Enzo: Don't f--k with us.. We're crazy eyed killers... Kristen's gonna kill someone finale night. She'll probably spit on me. I said Bros before Hos, yo. I'm staying clear of all drama...
Lane: How many days we been in this b*tch?

They can't decide between 63 and 64... Lane wants to see some ants suffer.

Enzo: I just squash em to death and watch em explode.

10:57am
Checking in on Hayden and Britney on the couch, he's napping, and while I cannot see her eyes, Britney's movements suggest she's awake.

11:00am
Enzo and Lane are talking about pets they've lost... and their current pets... both of them love their animals.

11:09am
BB: Houseguests, the lockdown is over. You are now free to move about the house.
Enzo: oooh! Let's go see a small table with 4 f'in chairs!

They all gather at the sliding glass door, waiting to be let in, and indeed, it's the smaller table.

As callous as he was, Enzo is impressed by the significance... but moreso by the immediate Inside Lockdown, as soon as they all walked in the door.

They can already hear building happening outside. The table is so small, they feel like they're on top of each other...

11:15am
Brendon, Rachel and Ragan bashing begins...

Enzo: Ragan... ya little f'd up postal worker..

11:33am Hayden has now retired to the HoH room. Downstairs with Enzo, Lane and Britney, speculation about what's going on outside ensues... and happy chatter, whilst waiting on the lockdown and wondering... Enzo tells them how he makes things up when he's showing properties.

11:45am Talk has moved on to various other reality shows and the people on them. Once they land on Bravo's Housewives, they hang on with their teeth, discussing every cast...

11:52am We'll have a new top post coming shortly... Hopefully, we'll have a Luxury Comp too!

12:05pm BBT - TRIVIA - Show us the luxury comp!!!!

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