Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Friday!

As you know from the live show last night, we will have our final 3 in the BB12 house until finale night, this coming Wednesday, September 15th from 9-11pm, immediately following the 8pm premiere of Survivor.

Lane & Hayden will play part 3 of the Final 3 HoH live, and the winner will decide who comes along to final 2 and who goes to join the jury. They will also be doing the jury QnA live during the finale.

Knowing all this, I thought, wow.. Game over as far as the live feeds go! But as you'll see from the Overnight Report that follows, I was quite wrong. It's nowhere near game over...

Without further ado, here's your Big Brother 12 Overnight Report.

12:22am on Flashback
Enzo's laying in bed, not sleeping, on 1 & 2, while Hayden and Lane are out back playing pool and chatting on 3 & 4. Earlier, BB gave them a 12 pack of Corona's, and they've just about killed it.

Hayden: 60 grand.
Lane: Sh*t ton of money..
Hayden: 24 years old with 60,000 in the bank?
Lane: The bank I go to? Those ladies always gimme sh*t all the time? They're awesome ladies. So I can't wait to go back and be like, boom, 65, at least. Put it in my bank account!

***Hayden and Lane are blissfully unaware that 2nd place does not get the stipend. Neither does 1st.

Hayden: hehehe
Lane: They're gonna be like, where'd you steal this from?
Hayden: hehehe. That's funny, cuz I go to the bank, and I'm always like, flirtin' with this zero dollar balance..
Lane: mm hmm.. That's how I am. Always. I'm like, I'll go, and they'll be like, what're you doin' here? And I'll be like, I'm hungry. I need some lunch money. Can you gimme a loan? And she's like, you don't have anything in your bank account. And I'm like, I don't care. Gimme a loan! They're like, you gotta go talk to your dad. I'm like, F that. I'm 24!
Hayden: hehehe. I always feel so awkward goin' to the bank. It's like, can I uh please withdraw 8 dollars?? Cuz that's all I have?
Lane: I gotta go to One Stop, where I eat lunch all the time, and see how much the special is... I have a tab at One Stop.
Hayden: That's awesome. I love that.
Lane: So if I give em anything above 1000? During tax season, ya know, cuz I was a 1st home buyer, I got 9,000 back, and they didn't believe it was my money. They thought it was my parents. I'm like, no, this is my money, and I just got it.

Hayden:hehehehe.. 60 grand, man.
Lane: If I went there with a check for 60 fat ass grand, they wouldn't even take it, actually... They'll be like, this isn't yours. You stole it.
Hayden: They'll know it now though. I guarantee it. They've been watching.
Lane: You think so?
Hayden: Oh yeah! Guarantee it.

After a wee break talking about which balls to hit..

Lane: I cannot wait to go back to Fort Worth, and go to the bars? Where I know all the girls that are bartenders, and they're like, "You were on.." Cuz I remember telling one girl, I'm probably not gonna be here, cuz I might get on this show... They're like, whatever.
Hayden: Yeah. I didn't tell a lot of people, but I told a few people.. Like the girl that I was kinda seein' at the time? I told her. She knew. When I told her what I was doin'? She said, you'll definitely make it.
Lane: Yeah, a lot of them said I'll definitely make it.
Hayden: But she was like, she's a cool ass chick, man.
Lane: I told... Ah, probably like 5 people.
Hayden: Yeah.

CUT TO:
12:58am
Enzo remains in bed on 1 & 2.
Cameras 3 & 4: Hayden and Lane have now moved into the house, and are talking at the small dining table, looking at the memory wall.

Hayden: 1 minute 13.. so that's like 20 seconds a piece? About?
Lane: ..and that seems like a long ass time. 20 seconds on each picture? That seems like a long time.
Hayden: A minute 20 would be 20 seconds on each, so it's a little less...
Lane:Good.
Hayden: It's like 18 seconds a piece.
Lane: Still.. Well, ya have to include rippin' that sh*t down, and then finding the name. Cuz when I was rippin it down, when I got to.. The 1st one was hard to rip down. Then I got to the 2nd one. Those things were hard to rip down. I was like, Oh man.. That one's Britney, and I kept rippin' down and rippin down, and Britney and whoever was my 1st one I put up. That was the 2nd deal. Finding them on the table was the hardest... Cuz they were scattered everywhere.

They pause in companionable silence...

Lane: I thought Enzo would do really good at that. Cuz remember he said he practiced the faces forever?
Hayden: Yeah. He had every single person down to their characteristics.
Lane: When I saw it was morphing, I was like.. I've only looked at the board a couple times... and I remember Enzo's, like, knowing how much hair someone had on their face.

Another long pause...

Hayden: That's just the tip of the iceberg. We'll start hittin' all these places, and all the other opportunities we're gonna get? Cuz we're gonna get a few grand...

Actually, I know we all scoff at this, at least I do, but with the gang-buster tv ratings success BB12 has had, I could see CBS wanting to do another carryover this season - Perhaps Hayden on the show Jeff's doing now? ATWFF?

And... Or... hmm.. I'll play Casting Director.. How about Lane & Britney on the Amazing Race??? That would be cool... They have fantastic on camera chemistry, and it would go a long way towards explaining why Julie Chen keeps pushing the notion of them as a couple...

Lane: Both of our families are goin' crazy.. and half of em live in Decatur. Insane town. All my friends are like, wtf? How'd he make it to the end? All my ex-girlfriends are like.. that' Son of a...
Hayden: Exactly. I'm thinking.. Ya know that song by All American Rejects? The new one.. See Me Now?
Lane: mm hmm "You hear me on the radio..."
Hayden: Yeah, that's the one. "And see my face... Just hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell..."

The boys start singing, so Skippy decides it's time for a bubble bath. In case you're unfamiliar with the tune, or purely for your listening pleasure...

We come back from bubbles to find Lane heading into the shower on Camera 3... Hayden's in the kitchen area on Camera 4, and he has just one word: Unbelievable.

Lane: I'm gonna sleep in sooo late!
Hayden: Aww. It's gonna feel good tomorrow.

***Thanks for the heads up boys. I kinda had a feeling. Extra long bike ride! Yayy!

***Lane Thought Bubble: Screw tomorrow. It's gonna feel good right now!

***Any questions? ;-p

1:20am

Hayden enters the bathroom to use the facilities and brush his teeth.
Enzo's still in bed, eyes wide open, in full stress mode. He's not talking yet, but he'll soon be sharing his thoughts with us.

1:22am
Enzo puts his mic pack back on and his sneakers. Enzo has decided it's time for a jog in the backyard to work off some of the nervous energy... But first, he heads to the bathroom and checks in with the boys.

Enzo: What're you guys doin'?
Hayden: We already downed 12 beers.
Enzo: Oh? It's like that?

Enzo knocks on the bathroom door.

Lane: Why you knockin? You see me (standing here in the shower).

CUT TO:
1:26am BBT
Cameras 1 & 2
Backyard
Enzo

As a way of relieving some of the frustration of the night, Enzo heads out back to run it off and talk to the feeds...

Enzo: Oh f--k. Like those 2 don't got a f--kin' deal already. Ahh man. The only way I go to finals, is if I win, cuz Lane don't care if he gets 50,000 or 500. So it's a wrap. No matter what. Ahh.. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's alright. There's nothin' I woulda done different. I got to the Final 3. That's what I wanted to do. And then I had 3 competitions. I couldn't win 1. So that's it. It's a wrap. It's a f'in wrap.

Hayden sticks his head outside...

Enzo: What's that?
Hayden: We got a good buzz.

They fist bump.

Hayden: Had a bunch of beer today.
Enzo: Yeah?
Hayden: A bunch of beer! hehehehe.

Enzo continues his jog throughout.

Hayden: You see all these Coronas layin' all over the place?
Enzo: You got smashed up? You got a nice little buzz?
Hayden: Yeah
Enzo: You deserve it, man.
Hayden: How long are you drinkin? I mean, how long are you joggin'?
Enzo: I'm gonna jog til I get a nice sweat. Then I'm doin' sit-ups, push-ups, and then I'm probably gonna shower..
Hayden: Alright, man. Well, don't beat yourself up, dude.
Enzo: What's that?
Hayden: Don't beat yourself up.
Enzo: Nahh.. It's my fault, man.
Hayden: No, man.
Enzo: That's all. I had a golden opportunity today. I f'd it up. That's all. It is what it is.

Hayden: Don't be hard on yourself. You know I love you.
Enzo: You too, bro. You guys are good, man. You deserve it.
Hayden: G'night.
Enzo: Alright, man.

1:31am
With this, Hayden closes the sliding glass door, and leaves Enzo to beat himself up some more. Enzo starts with a couple sprints and boxing... Then crunches.. Then Weights.. All the while, beating himself up for not winning part 1 or 2 of the final 3 hoh. He believes he has no chance now of being in the final 2, and he just wants the finale to hurry up and come so he can get out of the house.

CUT TO:
1:52am BBT
While Enzo tortures himself, Hayden and Lane have settled into bed in the Jumanji Room, and they share the relative peace of knowing at least one of them will be in the final 2.

Sleepy talk...

Hayden: Congrats, man.
Lane: You too.
Hayden: It's crazy.
Lane: Made it to the end.
Hayden: If you woulda told me week one, and offered me..
Lane: No joke.
Hayden: Know what I mean? That you're gonna be in the final 2... I'da been like, you're absolutely nuts.
Lane: mm hmm

Outside, Enzo spits. The timing is poetic.

CUT TO:
2:13am (real time)

Enzo: I got out dodoed by a f'in dodo. A minute 13 seconds? You gotta be f'in kiddin me, man. Awww. F--k. Motherf'er. This thing's f'in over man.

2:19am
Enzo's self flagellation continues in the shower.

By 2:30am, Enzo's back in bed, and it's sleepy time for the Final 3.

This concludes the Overnight Report.