Big Brother 12: Friday Morning… is Relative

***Since the Morning didn't begin til past noon, we're sticking in this post for a while...

10:00am BBT - Bubbles!

Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers! Let's go, final 3!!

BB Lovers, if you've yet to read The Overnight Report, please give that a gander.

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10:16am BBT
Ummm.. This may take a while. The getting coherent part? Perhaps 1st we should work on coming out from under the covers?

10:20am
We have proof that at least one of them is breathing.
BB: Lane, please exchange your mic with one in the storage room.

10:22am
Lane returns to the Jumanji and wakes the boys. BB has returned their Pool Trophy to them.

They're impressed. They plan to play tonight. But first, there is more sleeping to be done.

So let's give Britney a listen. Here's her exit interview with Julie Chen:

CUT TO:
10:57am
Three big lumps... See how they lie...

10:59am
The lump formerly known as Hayden rises to remove his shirt, thereby making Shirtless Steph very happy, and then he immediately returns to lumpdom.

The lump known as Lane rises to traverse the entire house in search of the bathroom, and then returns to bed.

11:35am
See pic @ 10:57am. The current scene is remarkably similar. I vote for the someone in a gorilla suit to run into the Jumanji Room with 3 large buckets of ice water. Now.

11:49am
Boys, I could be on the elliptical right now, ya know? Granted, I already cycled for 3 hours this morning once I'd finished the Overnight Report, and 90 minutes on the elliptical would be a little excessive at the moment, but if you're just gonna lay there...

Get up!! Go play with your new toys. Hayden, the ladies of the dish nominate you to represent the rest of the Brigade in wakefulness. At the very least, go get in the pool or something... Just lay there on a floatie...

12:20pm
Well, they're still horizontal and silent. Until such time that that changes, there's no need to open an afternoon post. We'll let you know...

Until then, we're accepting your creative ideas for how to wake them in the comment section. ;)

12:43pm It's Alive!!!! Camera 1!

And if you go into the flashback section of the live feeds, immediately following this, Hayden gets up, forgets himself and pushes his shorts down more than a weeee bit too low!

I'm a giver... I'll go into flashback and find the right time for you...

Flashback Time - 12:36pm - Camera 1 - Right after here...